David E. Smith

"Why do you say please and thank you to Siri?" So that when the machines take over, maybe they will grant me the mercy of a swift and painless death, rather than forcing me to live through a hellscape that will make Threads look like Monty Python.

This is canon

LG Ultrafine 6K quick review: between the low brightness and fuzzy matte coating, this $2000 (msrp) monitor rewards you with the picture quality you'd expect from a $300 monitor! I wanted to like it but it's going back to Micro Center. Anyone have opinions on the Asus Pro Art 6K?

$20,000 of royalty free commercial use video game music. Available now for only $10 on: moonanagames.itch.io/80-songs-pack Is it worth it? Don't take my word for it, just look at what the ppl have said instead. #gamedev 🎮 #ttrpg #vtuber

Jeezus who needs FOUR key cheats in one deck (Doesn't look like the rest of the deck will generate all that much æmber so maybe not super useful, but still)

The Algorithm is showing me an older video of live Phil Collins at a music festival, and I think a balding guy in slacks and a white button-up getting a rock star reaction is Peak 80s

Why didn't anyone tell me Stan Bush's "The Touch" is in the game Mixtape?

Vampire v6 looks like it will be an exciting evolution of both mechanics and metaplot

I don't even have six friends, much less six friends that would be excited about this. I'm backing it anyway because it looks EXTRA in all the best ways.

"Yes, this is what I intended." - JRR Tolkien

Wand of Gamelon sure is one of the Zelda games of all time @zeldathon.com

I will never be cool enough for @zeldathon.com and that makes me sad because these people are clearly having a heckin good time

It's July 5th and once again the escape saucers are a no-show 😢

Pro wrestlers can learn a LOT about selling from footballers

I've mostly missed the past few weeks of #AEW, can someone tell me why Lio Rush looks like Temu Gollum

This was me. Actually, I was "the opponent." My key cheat was stolen. (This was at last weekend's #keyforge Vault Tour. I lost that game, but honestly, I ain't even mad, she stole my key in such a clever way.)

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Oh look, it's MIGHTY BOMB JACK

I encourage all the Trekkies to peruse this thread

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. Scroll back until your fingers bleed. Xmas Eve 2010, the road was so icy we had to swerve to avoid a truck from the other side of the highway. Right off the road ourselves, inches from the treeline.

Ooh let's all relive childhood trauma!

Principal, Knower, Fixer, Healer, Bang Bang Fire, and Watcher

I really wanted to like #Aphelion but like half the game was Metal Gear Space Snake. And the ending wasn't really satisfying. Sorry, #dontnod.

Any "AI" "agent" tries to spend my money, it will be disappointed when it figures out I have none

WSJ with the hard hitting news

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social choosesecondclass summoner

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry orc

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social listcommands

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

America, truly the greatest country on Earth

NASA will do anything to avoid the metric system

Awful Block anyone?

Do astronauts have to put their phones in Airplane Mode before launch?

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Psst! Listen! Your cells are communicating with you! And they're telling you that it's the 28th anniversary in Japan of the release of Square's cinematic RPG: PARASITE EVE. This is such an amazing game. One that stands out pretty uniquely in the Square catalogue at what it does. Aya Brea… ❤️

Shinji. Robot. Now.

The last 24 hours have been WILD in #WordPress core. Three new releases of the current branch, a half-dozen backports, and most older versions STILL don't have these security updates. There's gonna be a spicy postmortem at some point.

Get in the robot, Shinji

I dunno why @bryanalvarez.bsky.social thinks finding bigfoot is hard he's right here

Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist Either way this is probably bad, I suspect both of them would tell me to address my problems with violence.

Weirdly tempted to pre-order this for the next Empire Christmas show @bryanalvarez.bsky.social @vincentverhei.bsky.social It plays The Touch when you open it! www.entertainmentearth.com/product/tran...

I'm watching Twitch on my TV because I know how to party on a Friday night. Dinner was air fryer chicky strips and hot chocolate, because I know how to eat clean.

observing Ash Wednesday

Congratulations, AI, on completely missing the point

Yes it will take a few minutes to read this whole thread do it anyway

More people learned about the diet Coke and Mentos thing today, than watched the alternative halftime show live on YouTube #superbowl #halftime

I need to know more about Molly. davidsmith.is/2026/02/04/the…

@blippo.plus bug report BTW: after the latest Switch update, whenever I load a packette every button except B stops working until I kill and restart the game, lmk if you need additional details to reproduce etc