David Stehle

Ever want a mulligan? Start clean from age 18 and change the trajectory of your life?

I hope you smile and laugh a lot today. ❤️

After a long hiatus, giving #Bluesky another try. Who's a must follow?

#Bluesky was the best when it was new and small — under 100,000 users. High engagement and a niche community was its selling point. After it hit 1M users, engagement drastically dropped and most returned to Twitter. I find myself here less and less. Still, rooting for Bluesky's success! 🤞

I started seeing a therapist in Dec, 2x a week. I'm down to 1x a week now. It's by far the best thing I've ever done for myself! Don't be embarrassed to seek help. I'm not embarrassed.

Have a friend who is a DJ at the festival. Haven't heard from him. Don't want to give his name bc social media can be an awful place, but please throw a pray up! 🇮🇱

I should call her.

May Bluesky never implement any of the design changes Twitter/X has in the last year. 🥴

@bethbourdon.bsky.social Healing up ok?

A White Nationalist wrote a 3,000 word playbook for how Elon Musk should run Twitter and Elon has followed all of it! And yes, there are receipts. Why is no one talking about this??? www.nbcnews.com/tech/was-elo...

Imagine saying with your whole chest that your trusted news source is an unemployed Florida Man named Catturd.

@yoyoel.com Question — why didn't you ever sue Elon for calling you a pedophile? Similar to you, Ben Brody's life was torn apart after Elon called him a Nazi. Now he's suing. www.vice.com/en/article/m...

Country folk different.

Hearing someone I barely know has cancer has made me weirdly sad — like an unusual amount. 🤔

one day we’ll just turn around and instead of twitter there will be a Spirit Halloween

They say it couldn't be done, but I've done it! I've killed a succulent. 😔

We reached 1,000,000 users! blueskyweb.xyz/blog/9-12-20...

If you say the names of Elon and Grimes' three kids 3x, all the furniture in the room will levitate. X Æ A-Xii Exa Dark Sideræl Musk Techno Mechanicus people.com/elon-musk-gr...

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing

Since social media is the place you come to undershare and overshare, I'd just like to share that I'm having a very mixed emotions kind of day.

An overgrown light pole in Poland

If it wasn't for Bluesky, I wouldn't know what a "bottom surgery" is. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it is what it is. Bluesky — educating straights since 2023.

Snitches get stitches.

Red flag 🚩 is my favorite color.

Get that IG money, bitch!

Anyone else get excited by @atproto.com updates or just me?

My job is beach.

✨ Our first featured community project — @skyfeed.app, created by @redsolver.dev! SkyFeed allows users to create a dashboard out of their feeds, profiles, and more, and the integrated SkyFeed Builder easily builds custom feeds off of regexes or lists. Read more about the project here:

We need 4-12 hugs a day!? We're all going to die. https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/oh-good-many-hugs-actually-112327357.html

if you prefer the old What's Hot feed i replicated it here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rgopnvhlbnrpeq4p4jp4qgnt/feed/aaajtpu44menc

𝕏 logo is a generic Unicode character known as "mathematical double-struck capital X." And makes zero sense for a company name.

Bluesky is wild! Never knew there were over two dozen different ways to drop the N-word. But the best way to drop the N-word is to drop saying it. https://github.com/bluesky-social/atproto/pull/1319/commits/0c446bb767d3f1fbbe30107de62ce68dc4f1a6e1

Meetings are boring. So I've been spicing them up by secretly slipping in a Gen-Z slang word to fuck with everyone. Today's word of the day — bussin. Only my assistant is aware of what's going on. Neither of us are allowed to laugh. It's been a challenge! 😂

"What's Hot" is the "For You" feed of Bluesky. Your posts will never appear here either.

Apparently, something bad happened on Bluesky yesterday and today’s scrolling forecast is gray skies ahead. 😔

This made me laugh. Thanks @zkiaba.bsky.social! 😂

Confession: I posted nearly a dozen times on Twitter today. I am sorry for my sins and ask for Bluesky forgiveness.

Happy to finish what the Larry Nassar knife started.

A gorilla has become so engrossed in cell phones that he is ignoring his family and friends, isolating himself, and feeling distressed. He is me. https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2023/07/07/humans-arent-the-only-ones-fixated-on-phones-why-the-toronto-zoo-is-cutting-back-on-gorilla-screen-time.html

A friend of mine encountered a Grizzly Bear this weekend! So no matter how awful of a day you're having, it's not Grizzly Bear bad. Be grateful.

Pre-warning the account you're about to follow has a history of posting disinformation and misinformation is a GREAT feature of Threads! Maybe something Bluesky should copy for the future? @pfrazee.com

why, did something happen?

Twitter, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads But none of them will make your heart leap like the sound of the Buddy Door opening. ❤️

Wednesday feels like 2nd Monday. It's fucking with me.

What does "blocked post" mean on Bluesky? Is that the same as blocking a person? Did I just get blocked for AGREEING with a post? Weird. 🤔

Twitter DDOSing itself is by far the stupidest shit I've seen under Elon...and that says a lot! https://waxy.org/2023/07/twitter-bug-causes-self-ddos-possibly-causing-elon-musks-emergency-blocks-and-rate-limits-its-amateur-hour/

Is a rapid unscheduled disassembly or a catastrophic implosion to blame?