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Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize

Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them

Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his ass

YOU: Saw this terrifying movie wth a scary witch in it last night.. ME: Was it "Weapons" ? YOU: No, it was called "Melania" RS

If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.

told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime

Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad

Since the very first assholes appeared in the assholiverse, throughout the lengthy, destructive history of assholery, we have achieved the apex, the apogee, a government almost exclusively by, of and for assholes, the first truly pure assholocracy the U.S. has ever seen.

Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals

REPORT: Marco Rubio makes argument for why he’s a shrimp-dicked flunky

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You think we're going to forgive you for trying to destroy our economy? We're still pretty mad about a french judge costing our figure skaters a gold medal 23 years ago.

Josh Hawley will probably get fewer steps in today than he did 4 years ago.

The ultimate question. On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter: Trump or Musk ?