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I was scared I was petrified. Then I figured out how commas worked.

Fascism is the lost faith that the challenges placed before us are ones that we or our children can handle.

Watching eric deters fells like a 60' slip and fall walked out of the bill board

Every time a person says they "Shipped a Slide Deck" , a truck driver dies a little bit

war through stupidity

I wish every article like this also mentioned believing in magic underwear

Trump is exposing election phlegm

I'm sick of ai images in the news, clearly someone asked an LLM for "realistic photo of the most punchable face"

Bacteria turns uranium stable in 130 days, states paper written by a 135 day old bacteria. @reuters.com

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New World Screw Worm is the worst Rush Album

We'll almost always nearly have had 2024 #royals

Smashed it! (Or rather, they couldn’t. 🤣)

#heyheyheyhey

The #Royals have won five in a row!

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Ever wonder if concert masters should have walk-on music

So.. are the #Royals going all city connect all games?

LANE THOMAS WALKS IT OFF ‼️

Who else had Lane Thomas for player of the game #royals

8:02 central time

#HeyHeyHeyHey

Thanks to WHCA I finally understand that Schrodinger's cat thing

Gee golly now we need a private ballroom for the president.

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I'm starting to think #wbc success is not indicative success in the season #royals

Q, inspired by Jackie Robinson day, plans to honor Salvy by fielding a #Rorals team of all middle aged Venezuelan catchers

Did #Royals radio only put 4 hours of quarters into the streaming machine?

Stylish Shutout. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Is there something about the new #royals city connects that make crooked numbers impossible?

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Remember, give animals a wide berth even in urban areas.

@royals.com are proving #wbc might not be a good use of spring training.

It's nice to see the one through seven hitters helping out the heart out the #royals lineup

Want to join me for this No Kings event? mobilize.us/s/9JC2v3/o

Those lazy cattle are finally going to have to get jobs and stop acting like baby factories! I tell you, I'm sick of hearing about Hormooos

@jakeeisenberg.bsky.social score sheet talk was great! I always imagined that if you start listening on day 1 of spring training, by the end you'd know all the acronyms, scoring and statistics so if you didn't know it by the opening day, it was your own fault. But alas no.

I don't hate @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social Schrodinger's strike zone explanation.

Rumors are circling, the Dodgers have tendered a deal with Marco Rubio for Venezuela

Batting order, shamatting order. #royals

Alright #royals fans, who are we rooting for in #wbc

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The new Ayatollah’s use of the gender neutral term “Great Satanx” could cost him support among working class Iranians.

You can tell freedom isn't free because you can make billions by taking it away.

I can see, hopefully far in the future, the #Royals will trade Vinnie Pasquantino to Dancing With the Stars for camera equipment and a prospect to be named later. And yes the new team is excited about Vinnie's splits

Horrifying. Jesus Lord in heaven.