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A big ask, no pressure & I know people have better things to do but if about 15-20 people buy this from Blackwell's in the next few hours it's likely I'd have the number 1 & 2 books in their chart & that might be enough to finally persuade an American publisher to get my books out over there...

Incredibly dissapointing that the image of the first cookie isn't shaped like a little boat.

If you hear someone accusing someone of being in the wrong bathroom... Accuse them right back. Make it humiliating every single time they try to attack a trans person in public. If you hear "She/he's in the wrong bathroom!" Announce, "So are you."

I'm not sure Labour actually want Union backing. Would they not rather the unions disaffiliate while ministers secure private backing from billionaires and right wing lobby groups, and for the unions become completely irrelevant, and powerless, to pursue the interests of their members?

I'm not sure 'I used artificial insemination on my 17th baby momma who is mixed race four times because I believe in the Great Replacement conspiracy theory' is entirely brilliant a defence against accusations of racism.

May I suggest that this is an example of the Meadows Effect, when an organised effort to harass and dogpile a vulnerable person into disappearing from public life or committing suicide is the desired outcome by the perpetrator? We are all Lucy Meadows.

Sometimes I forget trans peeps are the best posters on the internet, then someone like Vivian casually drops a line like this.

Nigel Farage is so rich that he doesn’t have to work, and can be a full-time mouthpiece across all media. This is his main advantage over working politicians who get a few soundbites a day. Without him, Reform probably drop off the radar entirely. He’s a human faucet for propaganda and bullshit.

Now Keir Starmer is (apparently) leaving politics, it’s time to reflect on his time by looking at how much his tenure as Labour leader aged him in comparison to other leaders. [Keir Starmer visibly aged 15 years since 2019] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA …Arsehole.

I'm not sure it's what he was going for but my take away from Tip Toe is that Russell Davies would rather get lynched than have a conversation about his friends' bigotry. No wonder it's had such positive reviews in the Guardian, Times and Telegraph.

"IT'S BURNHAM OR STREETING SO BURNHAM HAS TO WIN!" ...what, did Angela Rayner and Ed Miliband die...?

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

The AI Churchill's face subtly shifts and changes because *multiple actors portrayed him in the training data* and Frida Kahlo is now a white zoomer with a painted on monobrow.

He looks like his head is going to burst and I would laugh if it did.

[Keir Starmer glaring towards Zack Polanski with disgust and hatred in his eyes, red, sweaty, while Labour MPs seeking re-election wear fake moustaches and change the colour of their leaflets to green in desperation] -Current Labour local elections campaign

General: That barrage damaged it! It's hurt! *cheers from soldiers* *smoke clears* General: PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!!

You can edit history to swap the soundtrack for any two movies. The Matrix, and Shrek, because The Matrix needed an All Star Montage, and Shrek needed to end with Shrek looking directly into the camera as Wake Up played and we cut to credits.

Daily showers feel like such a privilege these days. I don't trust Jonathan, but, I do trust my nose. I *smell*. But not as bad as this bullshit.

I reject any suggestion that I am involved in the throwing of piss filled water balloons at passerbys. My neighbour, Terry, is throwing piss filled waterballoons at passerbys, from my balcony, which I am allowing him to use, because it grants him a better view of the street. I'm on your side, here!

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Pinkwashing News.

Royal Mail bosses have been deliberately missing targets, cutting staff from delivery offices & missing targets to “prove” their Universal Service Obligation no longer works - now our posties are being told to hide post, in order to cover up for failures of management at Royal Mail.

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

@nebula.tv Can you dim your background images? I’m struggling to read the video titles with my shitty eyeballs. Thanks boo

I don't understand why the response to billionaires threatening to leave over taxes is deciding not to tax them. Either way, they don't pay taxes, so society has nothing to lose by introducing the tax anyway.

[Christmas feed is entirely Alf posting or Grinch posting] Why is there not a single post here shipping these two? I think they'd be wonderful roommates.

He *was* a racist. He still is one, but, he *was* one, too.

"Gizza job, mate?"

Behind the Princess' Portrait

And I'd trust her with my life.