Emily "Ugfuglio" Dickenson

i hope that emu kills doug

allegedly streaming MUSK in my backyard on a projector for all to see on 11/1 come on over

my health insurance is going up 16%... my wages are going up 0% #maga #maha this country is a joke

Haven't had Papa John's pizza in like 6 years. A medium cheese pan pizza starting at $20.99 is some CRAZY work.

YEEESSSSS I LOVE movies about saturn's greatest moon TITAN

i need a website called "does a ball squeak" dot com so i know which commercials/tv shows feature the squeak to prevent my dog from freaking tf out

me: whatcha doin'? him: playing warcraft. me: are you winning? him: I only died twice. me: you're winning. him: what are you doing? me: playin' bluesky him: are you winning? me: I was only blocked twice. him: that's a low score. butthole harder.

have yet to see dee's feet on #bb28

i literally don't know ANYBODY who cares about ANY of georgie and mandy's weddings

yelling ARE YOU SAFE??? every time I see a woman in a cybertruck

#sharkweek is trying too hard... why is ken jeong here?

Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.

this is the national guard

cancel culture isn't real WHY IS TYRA BANKS ON MY TV

rewatching scrubs

partner and i only care about number 69 contestant on #100cooks #foodnetwork

if the scale at #pearadise is the #helloitsready scale I AM GOING TO DIE

i just know everyone peeing in that pool #pearadise

my slack is just a bunch of us saying "sounds good" back and forth to each other

@theonion.com never misses

which way, dear streamer?

dear @hbomax.bsky.social please just let me watch previews for next week without having to scramble to get back to the credits thumbnail… I watch all the credits even the ones not in English I don’t mind… and I’ll watch all that after the show bs

i don't even know what this fucking means

gotta shave my fucking legs tonight for vacation boo

my gmail labels tell a story

im sorry but paradise is just so good

a great lesson from Bob’s burgers

there’s no way i am paying $4.19 for a bag of combos lmao

guys I adopted a cute dog

I’d never do cocaine but I’d probably do it with Liza

Let this man INTO YOUR GROUP CHATS!!!