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Gov. Andy Beshear joined state officials and music industry leaders onstage at Bourbon & Beyond to announce the Governor’s Office of Music. Read more: tinyurl.com/49emjdb7

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

Scott Jennings: “Did anyone else catch Mitch McConnell last night on Dancing with the Stars?”

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y’all are bad

Bigliest crowd in American Airlines Center history! Ignore all those empty seats. They used F-35 technology so the people are literally invisible

Today is National Dog Day. But it is everyday…and that’s how it should be.

Bless this woman! 😂

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I’m on this motherfucker like white on rice.

Ever the relentless liars….

The work crew is really groovin’ as Trump’s name is ripped off the Kennedy Center. 😂 “Young man, pick yourself off the ground” … peak YMCA celebration vibes. 🎶 America is healing one scaffold dance at a time! 🕺 #YMCA #KennedyCenter

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

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Xi: America is declining as a world power Trump: HE MEANT UNDER SLEEPY JOE!! No, you assclown - he meant because you’re intentionally isolating the US on the world stage and GIVING our influence away.

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

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I'm trying hard to think how we’re safer but coming up with nada.

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Awesome trolling during trump's national address last night.

So inspiring

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!

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BREAKING: The usually snarky White House account has not responded to Iran’s attacks on social media! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

A beautiful tribute to Kristi Noem.

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Who can call BINGO first?

NEW: Natasha Korecki at NBC reports that in light of the SCOTUS tariff ruling, Gov. Pritzker sent President Donald Trump an invoice of $8.6 billion.

Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

So weird that the guy they chose to direct the Melania Bribe-Umentary was a Me Too-canceled has been pictured with Epstein and another Epstein-backed child sex trafficker who also *killed himself* in prison So many coincidences!

Tim Walz should take those subpoenas and light them on fire on national TV. And tell Orange King Joffrey and his DOJ goons to go f#%@ themselves in his best upper Midwest accent.

So many headlines are not aging well.

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

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