Alan Edwards

Alan Edwards

@derenemyn.com

Dog dad, Mass Effect and Bioware nerd, writer, actor, fight choreographer, carny, larper, sword enthusiast, AEW mark.

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Six years ago vs today. You don't know it but you have a part in this. Whether it's video games, AEW, film, or just fun nonsense, you've helped get me through each day, over and over. I'm grateful to you for that. I'll keep repaying you with likes and reposts and generally keeping my mouth shut. 💜

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I also healed from a lot of shit and created two businesses, Whimsy and Warpaint Productions and W&W Publishing, and finished a couple books and started producing a post-apocalyptic film. If you want to hear me explain that, here's even more videos! Part 1: news and coincidences

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Listen to me daddy Life is hard… that lady is not trying to “prove her love” She wants to laugh Have some orgasms Flowers Get something to eat Ride in the passenger seat Restore her skin biome Connect with her root chakra Laugh again Ask “am i heavy” Go apple picking Take some pictures

My favorite thing about the dating apps is like 99% of people on there say they love the beach, wine, and traveling And I'm like Yeah everyone loves vacation but what the fuck we doing on a Tuesday night after work

Tried online dating a couple months ago or so and a friend I don't see or hear from much messaged me to say "that's not going to work out for you. You need someone weird" and I felt truly seen in that moment (he's absolutely right)

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I miss the hope of summer 2024. I miss life, as it was, in 2024. Everything about 2026 feels dystopian and like the system is designed to destroy upward mobility the world is literally on fire, there’s a parasite the regime stopped testing for causing an outbreak of explosive diarrhea. (1/2)

It feels like I've woken up from a 7-year sleep of nightmares. Like it's no longer necessary to carry the pain of the past, to purposely stab myself with grief to feel something, anything. Instead I can watch a doe and fawn eat food I gave them and think about the things I want for me. It's nice.

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Stepped out of Whalebacker to find I am a tiny speck in the middle of a massive cloud of smoke. Smells terribly, thick enough to make you cough. If this is how bad Michigan is my heart is in tatters for all my Canadian friends, it must be SO much worse. Please be careful!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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a decade ago there was an entire movement dedicated to confronting the militarization of state power against its citizens Not only did you not listen... our political actors increased police budgets across the entire country Now military forces are killing White moms and nurses

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Survival mode is the absolute worst and I am trying to maintain calm while assuaging my partner’s complete emotional shutdown when finances become strained. So…help out if you can and please share if you can’t

It is an awful time arguing with my disability insurance to cover my ongoing leave due to Long COVID, so I’m asking for some help to bridge the gap until I can get paid the 4+ paychecks I am owed (I may have tried to avoid begging until it was urgent)

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defector.comLindsey Graham Dead, World No Worse | DefectorThe Republican Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina died on Saturday, after what reports have called a “brief and sudden illness” following an official visit to Ukraine. He was 71. In 2003 Graham ...
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My hot take is that regarding Congress like it's analogous to some normal workplace with colleagues who are all ultimately on the same team is exactly the thing everybody is disgusted by, because politics and policy are real to them, because they are not smug cloistered fucking nitwits.

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Bandits?????? We are so back!!!