Derp Hapley

Derp Hapley

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Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

I am not a soccer knower, but basically every preview I read of USMNT said the same thing. They can make a run if: 1. Pulisic stays healthy 2. Ream doesn't suck 3. Freese doesn't suck None of those happened in this game. Fun tourney, but Belgium absolutely identified and exposed their weakness

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Andrew Lawrence
@ndrew.bsky.social

people need to go to jail over this, its the only thing the democratic party should be saying right now. all of them, in unison, no matter the question or topic, needs to be saying “insider trading is against the law”

NBC News@nbcnews.com

Investment accounts owned by President Trump engaged in more than 300 previously undisclosed stock purchases on April 8, 2025, one day before his surprise announcement that he would pause a number of his “Liberation Day” tariffs, his financial disclosure report says.

nbcnews.toTrump discloses 327 unreported stock trades made a day before his first tariff pauseTheir disclosure, more than 14 months after they occurred, is the latest revelation to fuel calls for greater scrutiny of the president’s financial assets.
Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

@seancasten.bsky.social you are my rep. Are you going to do something about this?

NBC News@nbcnews.com

Investment accounts owned by President Trump engaged in more than 300 previously undisclosed stock purchases on April 8, 2025, one day before his surprise announcement that he would pause a number of his “Liberation Day” tariffs, his financial disclosure report says.

nbcnews.toTrump discloses 327 unreported stock trades made a day before his first tariff pauseTheir disclosure, more than 14 months after they occurred, is the latest revelation to fuel calls for greater scrutiny of the president’s financial assets.
Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

Nobody is “wanting to punish” Balogun. Also - who cares that he’s 25? Arguing in such bad faith here.

Charlotte Clymer@charlotteclymer.bsky.social

If other countries are pissed about Balogun's red card being lifted, they can stayed pissed. Wanting to punish a 25-year-old who did nothing wrong and has carried himself well just because you're angry at Trump and FIFA is weak sauce.

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Derek Johnson
@derekjesq.bsky.social

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

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Funky Cold Luda
@funkycoldluis.bsky.social

Since that awkward post-SNF exchange... CALEB WILLIAMS: 🟧 63.3 completion pct. 🟦 3,989 pass yards 🟧 27 TD 🟦 5 INT 🟧 94.8 rating CJ STROUD: 🟥 62.6 completion pct. ◻️ 3,832 pass yards 🟥 19 TD ◻️ 15 INT 🟥 83.2 rating

Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

These guys are the biggest pussies I’ve ever seen

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?

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Dave Troy
@davetroy.com

I’m interested in talking to anyone who may have been at Elon Musk’s birthday party in June 2017. Hit me up on Signal at davetroy.69. Thanks.

Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

It’s going to rapidly get to a point where bumper stickers and/or signs won’t save your Tesla from vandalism. Unless you support what Musk is doing (in which case, fuck off), sell your Tesla now. You want no part of where this shit is heading. #TeslaTakedown

Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

And I get it: I was interested in a Tesla before I knew what Musk is. After the whole Thailand cave incident, I was out. No way I’m buying a car from somebody that unhinged. Unsafe. But now I ya a moral issue. Get out while you can.

Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

Trump take egg

Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social

My grocery store sells through their egg allotment by 10 am every day and the cost of a dozen white large eggs has risen from $3.49 to $4.99. Where are all the people who said they voted for Trump over egg prices (not facism) and all the journalists who wrote those stories with a straight face?

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Adam Hoge
@adamhoge.bsky.social

1st down at the Bengals' 29. Jim Harbaugh could have knelt/QB sneaked to settle for a FG. Nope. He ran the ball. Dobbins didn't fumble. He scored a 29-yard TD. Oh, and Harbaugh called timeout before the Bengals' Hail Mary too.

Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

Fire Eberflus. He’s a loser who finds ways to lose. Gotta go.

Kevin Fishbain@kfishbain.bsky.social

Since 1940, the Bears are now 101-24-2 when they have 0 turnovers on offense and create a takeaway on defense, per Stathead. 3 of those losses have come in the last 3 weeks. Bears head coach records in those games: Eberflus 6-4 Nagy 8-0 Fox 6-4 Trestman 6-1 Lovie 16-3

Derp Hapley
@derphapley.bsky.social

When Trump/Musk/etc. bray about voter fraud and stealing the election with no evidence to back it up, remember that they are telling on themselves, revealing what they are willing to do. "It is not hard to identify a thief: It is the one who believes that everybody steals." - Kevin Kelley

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