Derrick Hoyle

Look around you. What you see is the embodiment of DEVO in action. Mutate or die.

691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

Bear down! 🐻⬇️

Santos!!!!

Mutations might be my favorite album OAT

Listening to some high school kids absolutely nailing Square Biz

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Felt very alone today. I'm not a fan of week long business trips. I'm so glad to be going home tomorrow.

Bums

I guess it's Wisconsin's week

Well I thought it was funny but I guess I creeped them out 🤷‍♂️

We had the 2nd highest amount of precip, probably would have been the highest if it wasn't stopped at 7am. Had another almost half inch later that morning. Also makes this the wettest October on record by a factor of 3.

Arguably could have also gone with Led Zeppelin

Sure seems like all my teams are losing today

I'm not going to watch anymore. So much for having a dominant year.

Total dogshit today

Got the 45 with new versions of Free As A Bird and Real Love. I didn't care much for it on YouTube but I like it on my turntable.

Was hoping for some pope magic

RIP, Coach.

I feel like I'm cursing the Sox they started losing when I started watching. I'm stopping now you're welcome/sorry.

Zed Leppelin

Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”

I had forgotten how good Snapple iced tea is. Huge 90's memories flooding in.

Moving on! Was there ever any doubt?

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

Dodgers tied the game without a single hit

As I enter the 4Q of 2026, I still have not surpassed 8 inches for the calendar year. Sounds like that's almost guaranteed to change later this year, but often I am well past that this time of year. It's been pretty dry since 4Q 2024.

Dodgers and Padres won. Threat of annihilation motivating them?

I'm glad I never tried his fucking tacos or his fucking donuts. Fuck machete.

Bears win and Dodgers lose. I'm thrilled with da bears and at least we're not getting our hearts stomped on like the Padres lol

Dodgers are shitting the bed

This one counts right

I never would have thought that the Washington Post would then label me a threat to them and purge me from their pages — after putting my life on the line to call for justice after Jamal’s murder. Cruelty upon cruelty upon cruelty.

Go grab this! It's really good, and today all the money goes directly to the artist. Support the arts, it's never been more important!

They're having a parade in the Gaslamp tonight like never before. Probably will be a hot new rap song too.

How wonderful that the Asstros are eliminated

I have always hated those cunts The Proclaimers. Finding out about their beliefs just confirms that my senses were right all along.

Caravaggi-O-G