Derrick Talbot

I tried to train a squirrel to take walnuts from me. Got him to regularly come to the window. Then I forgot a few times. He started to tap on the window with shells. I now stand up when he taps on the window. Fuck You Pavlov.

Our species needs to grow up beyond "Uugh, Women" and "Women as Property" and "Bitches be Crazy" and "Equal Rights Equal Lefts" and "Get Back in the Kitchen Ladies, You/We'll be Happier" If you are still in there? Grow up. Failing that, shut your mouth until you die, so our species can MOVE ON

When Mother Earth receives Legal Personhood, as Corporations have, I suspect this will be the first thing she exercizes her Right to Bear Arms against.

My nieces can tell by how I turn my head/voice changes,that a deep dive into a topic is about to occur, from which there is no escape Sure, I am a Monster, and will teach them anything... but do you now much of a treat it is to see a teenage girl 'UGH' but STILL listen to 'On Ideological Purity'❤️🖤🩷💚

Human nature is the curse. The bots r simply inference specialists. This means human training wb the loose screw wo a nut. Inference is not in itself a form of consciousness. Reason is an aspect of consciousness. Dats all.

When They Go Low? Step on their necks, then piss on them. Show them what their social policy feels like. Show them what their economic policy feels like.

End Intergenerational Tyranny. The Children of Tomorrow are going to be the ones who pay the price for our refusal to suffer inconvenience in our daily lives. We are Their inconvenience.

Dear Tiny Kids, We do not deserve kindness or mercy. Some do understand what comes next. "Why should I pay higher taxes to fix your problem?" That is the sort of thing you say to someone who does not see the coming Age of Rage Build for yourselves an Empire of Wrath Break Society Unite our Species

You were correct this whole time, 'dad'... You will be replaced. You'll be putting your mask back on soon... praying to Republican Jesus that he doesn't join The Dead Gods. But they all do. We are undefeated. All Gods Die. Only a few gods to go, before the indoctrination of hate is immoral again.

The community note on this is perfection. 👌

The First Child Sentenced To The Iron Lung In My Region That is my line in the sand. After this point, there will be no more anti-vax protests in my area... no more anti-vax speakers outside of clinics... public support for anti-vax will be met with total disaster You were right, we'll replace you

I dont mind sounding like a Monster Every last 1'a you Vampires who got us here? It'll be over hills of your dead bodies that you profit off this One day, Reasonable Men will pick up a stick. Monsters like me will take it from them. We will toss away our Humanity. Until all us monsters are gone.

Most important question of our Time "If there was a mechanism to Murder a Corporation; outside of the Systems of Capital and/or Justice, would that United Health CEO still be alive?" The public conversation MUST begin. Reasonable people must start it. So that when they choose violence, it is done.

Had a nice little ban. Not enjoyable Hey MAGAt if you dont want to be called stupid, then dont BE stupid. I am not responsible for your emotional regulation The same way I am not responsible for your education Take some personal responsibility, and educate yourself THEN? Maybe you wont be stupid

Canada deserves a better class of conservative Americanized Conservatives are aggressively stupid, and refuse to take personal responsibility for their education The older I get, the more I want to join PC. Make sure that when an Americanized Conservative speaks, illogical BS gets shit on

So... As you may have heard, A Pox on Fools launches tomorrow. I wrote the damn thing. I've talked it up as much as I can. I've made my feckless debut in vertical video. I'll speak to any audience and podcast that will have me. Which on pub. day-eve leaves me finding this song way too on point:

I see "done is better than perfect" as writing advice very often. But at best it's not very useful advice; at worst, it can lead writers astray.

This is a good pithy explainer by @cdelawalla.bsky.social, founder of @standupforscience.net on OMB's proposed rule that affects federal funding. It impacts cancer research, clinical trials, women’s health, climate change, how scientists disseminate information at conferences & public.🧪

MAGA! It's exhausting being responsible for your education. We teach what is happening, how it affects you, how to help. But you resist knowledge Do you want to know how We experience you doing that to yourself? Like you hit yourself in the liver with a hammer - complaining that you cant stand up

I swear my undying soul to the Dead Gods - just let me get through tonight Even though they are spouting anti-trans bullshit, based on anti-intellectual fuckwits. For no other reason than to commiserate over a past that never existed... - just dont give me the opportunity to slaughter these people

If there is someone who knows the people in charge of the MSN comment 'moderation' please tell them that merely removing the word Conservative, should not make a comment suddenly appropriate; when every last one of those ruptured sphincters use liberal as a slur FFS!MSN Pull your head out your ass!

"You hate @mark-carney.bsky.social because he's a Liberal. Cool. I don't care, I'm non-partisan. But I keep hearing "he's done nothing" from people who can't name a single policy he's passed. So l'm going to list some of what the man has actually done in 12 months, just to clear a few things up" 🇨🇦

Republican: "But, I dont like to be called stupid!"

To my American friends. This is a well written piece abiut Canada and where we are going. open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

Baby elephants LOVE to be picked up. This is only possible for a day or so Dear Strongmen Competitors, You could create a lifelong memory for an elephant if you go out of your way to pick a baby up. If you are crazy, I am sure a wild baby elephant would go bonkers if you spun it few times as well❤️🐘

Prior to obtaining power, Jay Bhattacharya faked a concern about free speech, at least when it came to his social media content. Now that he is the medical establishment, his name should be forever linked with scientific censorship and a rejection of civil debate. My latest.

Humanity should never suffer the Immortal to exist. If it lives, it dies, no exceptions. Anyone who wants immortality does not deserve it, anyone who deserves it doesnt want it. Society needs to start having the conversation about how quickly someone who seeks clinical immortality dies.

Abandon the Monroe Doctrine by Constitutional Amendment.

Things are going great youtube.com/shorts/eP4ux...

GOP has damaged themselves beyond repair. Everyone that is eventually revealed in the Epstien file and their participation in raping children will decimate the party. Hell will freeze over before they ever have the Oval Office or majority again.

Prof @michaelemann.bsky.social explains how bad actors attack scientists as "political" regardless of the objectivity of their output. 🗣️ "I didn't come to politics. Politics came to me!" 🗣️ "They would much rather have you just be quiet and take it!" Full chat: youtube.com/watch?v=O4PF... 🧪⚛️

There are many reasons in life I can point to over the years that made me not believe in God. This is the loudest one.

When today's MapleMAGAt finds this post, remind yourself- our side has Monsters as well The outcome will never change. You can be as loud as you please in your hatred, but in the end, you will be as silent as I need I dont get to choose violence. When a Reasonable Man does? It is me you lookout for

This is an up-close photo of Saturn's rings, but it also shows so much more. Those two little dots are actually the Earth and Moon as seen from over 1.4 billion kilometers away by the Cassini spacecraft. Everything you know and love is on that dot. #Astronomy ⚛️🧪

We are perpetrating an Intergenerational Tyranny, for no other reason than our unwillingness to suffer inconvenience. WE are the inconvenience that the babies of today are suffering from, acutely. I wonder how young a child must be for them to realize - if we were not here, their futures improve?

Just a friendly reminder that this creature was dubbed a hero by republicans after showing up to a protest like this…

Step by step, Kennedy has succeeded depriving us of life saving vaccines & and in effect, closing us off to next gen vaccines that have broad implications. Other countries will step up while we watch our own stupidity kick us in the behind. 🧪 www.reuters.com/business/hea...

BERLIN (AP) — A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.

Great #SciComm here from Unbiased Scipod on vaccines and their schedules 🧪 www.instagram.com/p/Ch7OEF_OBsa

#JonStewart2028 It is time for the Sit Down Comedian to stand up, and speak to your nation. Have them return to reason The electorate of those United States does not appear to want to ever elect a politician again Jon can do this. He knows how Gov & Media disfunctions Don't fuck this up, Dems!

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