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I'm gay and love garbage

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what if this is just Bodies Bodies Bodies with a mascot

NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social

Copyright notice filed for potential Blumhouse TV adaptation of Danganronpa. www.resetera.com/threads/16...

I made fun of them earlier today but this basically looks like they were trying to make mass effect 2 again. so they kinda knew what they were doing

Kotaku@kotaku.com

One day after EA shut down BioWare, a trailer has begun circulating for what some claim was supposed to be Mass Effect 5, a game called Mass Effect: Universe starring Liara T'Soni and a new protagonist. https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-5-universe-leaked-trailer-liara-bioware-2000748858

BG3 has a lot of player freedom but there were specific tradeoffs to doing so. the choices in CDPR games are famously an illusion (except for that one in witcher 2 Lol). it's wild to be on death's door and think you're going to make a game that has cinematic quality and systemic freedom

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first good feature in a minute

Bluesky@bsky.app

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my favorite dating app story is when I was talking about my husband at a board game night and someone overheard and interjected with "is your husband ____". when I said yes he continued "can you ask him to unblock me on Scruff"

an actual dog@devtesla.bsky.social

I've talked to gay men on dating apps where it becomes clear that they're there to sext and not actually meet up and it felt horrible. this sounds 100x worse

he was there with his partner. they didn't have an open relationship but apparently he was allowed to "explore his sexuality" through sexting. we found his profile and there was zero indication that he wasn't looking for hookups. kinda no wonder my husband blocked him

has this ever worked even once

Due to my dozens upon dozens of “doesn’t match my search preferences/sexuality” reports on straight couples masquerading as a bi woman’s account on Feeld I’m going to take full credit for the new “couple trying to fool you” report option they finally added

I've talked to gay men on dating apps where it becomes clear that they're there to sext and not actually meet up and it felt horrible. this sounds 100x worse

I love Control Resonant even though it's just Control that got hit with a playstation-exclusive-ify beam. it feels like there's constant things being added to the game to make it fit trends but Remedy is too good at making games for that to feel bad

my job is in the middle of ai coding psychosis, and I'm constantly having to oversee and use software spat out by thousands of dollars of claude code tokens. so trust me when I say this seems bad even for something vibe coded

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social

even outside of that bug I posted earlier it's crazy to brag about speed and this is the experience, like this is very slow.

there's something fundamentally wrong with how epic is approaches creating a storefront and game launcher, which I can tell because I used the previous epic storefront and game launcher

this is just a birthday party. it's normal to have a big birthday party sometimes

adonis (and cait)@cait.bsky.social

imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life

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Mat Piscatella@matpiscatella.bsky.social

TFW you have a chart where you know half will think it good news and half bad and yet everyone would be mad about it. Not posting it. But just want you to know it exists.

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Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor

it’s ben@yotsuben.bsky.social

you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao

I'm a pretty good ways into CONTROL Resonant, and while I'm enjoying it a lot, goddamn it loves to be sappy. it really does make me appreciate the lack of sentimentality in the rest of the remedyverse

the only thing that comes close is how the Old Gods of Asgard are treated in Alan Wake 2, which I found to be a more fresh kind of thing than what Resonant goes for

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sell disney stocks now. sell everything. take out every last dollar in cash and stuff it under your mattress it is OVER

Star Wars Explained@starwarsexplained.com

Oooh some variant covers for the Marvel crossover next year

if normies could actually understand furries they would lock us up

Witch Dr. Penis Boob@oofadoofa.bsky.social

I like that furries become a right wing boogeyman every once in a while, but the normie mind cannot hold the concept of furries for more than 3 days and before you know it they're asking the nice stranger in the dog costume if their kids can get a photo

furries are people who like anthropomorphic animals enough that it's their major hobby. why do they like them? the answers range from "art is fun!" to "expresses a paraphilia" and you can never tell what is being done for which reason

I was not only there, but I bought an ad that incorrectly spoiled DR2

Usually if you say you experienced something through a Let's Play people will judge you for not actually playing it or whatever but if you say "I experienced Danganronpa through the Something Awful Let's Play" it actually kinda means you're an OG