Dewdrop! {💧}

you can see everything everywhere all at once chat is this anything

where do all the chinese factories and warehouses get the brown tape that smells bad and why do they keep using it

IT'S GAME OVER FOR SIM CITY PETE FRY HAS BEEN PROJECTED BY CBC NEWS AS THE NEXT MAYOR OF VANCOUVER

observation: modern mechanical keyboard switches are really nice hypothesis: putting good switches in the keyboard I use for work will make me more likely to actually do my job experiment: installed gateron melodics result: I still don't do my work, but now I slack off much more loudly

i was drunk. i'm drunk right now

something something college football season is starting something something

oooh, there's one of these scheduled for february... tempting 👀

seeing all the awesome pics from gearblast is making me really wanna try attending next yearrrr gotta push myself to actually do things!!!

they should invent an everything bagel that doesn't drop all of the seeds the moment you touch it

I feel like I might have to turn in my urbanist credentials for this but I'm really enjoying driving an R1S

god I love costco

big wanderlust vibes recently gotta get out and travel and do things again

standing in my backyard naked while wildfire smoke smothers seattle, call that smokin' these meats

just one more digikey order bro I swear I'll have all the components I need after this one I just need one more

normal people receiving a bonus from their manager: wow I must be doing really well! me: oh god why did they give me a bonus I haven't done anything. are they trying to prop me up with fake accolades for performance reviews??? this is only making my imposter syndrome worse

me when my diabetic ass moved to seattle:

man, the idea of attending gearblast seems so fun... but definitely way too anxious about not knowing anyone to actually convince myself to apply lmao

it's always fucking nvidia drivers ruining my day with linux machines

they're turning the frigging sponsors gay

why do my knees and back hurt I'm not even 30 yet

obviously the reason the canucks came in last is because they don't have enough dogs on the team

find me at the moonlight festival and say hi (unless I die of heat stroke)

time to sleep with the fishes (I will be taking a nap)

the mythical "left his room to do things" dew does in fact, exist

can you really call it the suite life if zach and cody aren't there

guess who procrastinated and is still packing 4 hours before they have to be awake for a flight once again

I've lost track, PNW people are we in false spring or is this the real one

wonder if the spirit pilot trading cards are gonna be some of the rarest now... they only launched them like two months ago, and I can't imagine very many were handed out so far

sometimes I wonder how much further I would be career-wise if I actually did my job during work hours

Hey. Bsky listens and does good things sometimes. More often than the alternate.

Anyone in the seattle area interested in two Segway/Ninebot ES2 scooters for parts? One has a dead controller, other has sporadic motor issues, and I have a spare controller if you want to try to fix it, otherwise there are useful parts in it still

Anyone in the seattle area interested in two Segway/Ninebot ES2 scooters for parts? One has a dead controller, other has sporadic motor issues, and I have a spare controller if you want to try to fix it, otherwise there are useful parts in it still

I just heard a child at the grocery store laugh at a 69 joke and I'm so glad it's not dead

Can we all be sensible and not the bite the hand that feeds? System outages are bound to happen with continuous user growth and feature development. Don't forget that Bluesky is free, has a much smaller team than X's, and has no ads. Y'all sound like entitled Karens. Log off and go touch grass. 😮‍💨

god slay the spire 2 is so good

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

help I think I ran out of things to do on the internet

damn clonidine got hands

god SEA-ATL flights for FWA are always so goddamn expensive and why must it be between two delta hubs so I can barely get into comfort+ even as platinum medallion. stop also being on the plane that I want to get on

genuinely astounded that imperva manages to still have clients when they just decide to block me no matter what device/IP/network type/OS/browser I use, despite me being a registered and paying customer for many of their clients

it only took me nearly 8 years of wearing an ID badge at work to realize that if I clip it to my pants one belt loop further back, it doesn't clack against my leg and make noise when I walk

the dril candles tweet but with sumo citrus

good thing Weird Al specified "Joe Dirt on DVD" as the deal breaker, so I can get this Blu-ray copy and be okay

nothing like sheer spite towards oracle to break my tiktok addiction and make me delete the app

Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

the youtube UI on TVs changed and I'm not in the mental state to handle this rn