Dharwin 🇨🇭

Dharwin 🇨🇭

@dharwin.satan.social

Cat lover, programmer, polyglot

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It is with considerable regret that I must inform my loyal followers that the Treato Cabinet has been temporarily CLOSED due to persistent misuse. Apparently, visiting it 47 times before teatime, helping myself to the contents and then reporting it empty constitutes “misuse”.

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Trump’s ex-chief of staff John Kelly said this to me, six years ago: “I don't know how he’s not in an institution somewhere, whether it’s jail or a nuthouse. He’s a seriously sick guy. I never heard him saying anything that wasn’t a lie.” Trump has only gotten worse since.

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GINGER ONE TO BASE. DO YOU COPY? Apparently, I’m not supposed to touch the railway radio. Naturally, I touched the railway radio. I have important matters to communicate. Mainly concerning; Tango, Romeo, Echo, Alpha, Tango, Oscar, Sierra GINGER ONE. OVER AND OUT.

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Good morning and welcome to Fish For Tea Friday Don’t let yesterday’s worries steal today’s possibilities. A new day brings new chances, little moments of happiness & perhaps something wonderful you weren’t expecting. Keep your whiskers up & your heart open

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Apparently, I now have my own QR code! Point your phone at it & it takes you to MY BOOK. No idea how. No mice inside. Disappointing. 🙄 Could you give it a little share & help more people discover me? The FC calls it word of mouth. I prefer word of MEOWTH. 😹🧡🐾

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Excuse me This is not what I meant by ‘outstanding employee’ I huffed. I puffed. I stared VERY HARD. Still the doors did not open. Apparently I am still too ‘smoll’ to activate them. This is humiliating

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Barney headbutted me so many times he turned his own ears inside out. Once I got done snickering and taking a photo, I did fix it. Don't worry!