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Marvel Rivals released a new character today: New York City. “Yooooooo!!!!! New York City is my favorite MCU character!!!” said a Twitter user. “I think it had a cameo in Taxi Driver.” Full story: dibsnext.com/new-york-cit...

Local filmgoer Damian Burgess gave a monologue about Brady Corbet’s The Brutalist that was desperately in-need of an intermission, according to frustrated friends. Full story: dibsnext.com/cinephiles-m...

After being teased for posting “This country has gone to seed,” with a link to a blatantly satirical article in which Illumination’s The Minions win the New Jersey Republican Gubernatorial Primary, Samuel Dimplebar doubled down on his silly mistake.

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Luigi Mangione Booked By NYPD, Dave Franco Booked By Paramount

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Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen

WHOA! Dakota Johnson Reveals Starbucks Drinks Are Actually Just a Few Syrups You Can Make at Home for Cheaper

Nathaniel Barron, who is currently in lockstep with every other person on Earth in the inexorable march towards the oblivion of unbeing that is death, claims there is no point in creating prequels as the ending is predetermined.

Netflix Announces Stand-Up Special From Lydia Tár

Upon awarding the famous glass cake stand trophy to the winner of this year’s Great British Bake Off, Dame Prue Leith drew her blade with a grim resolve and fluidly executed its runners-up.

Aunt Margaret, 62, has once again disrupted Thanksgiving by offering her opinion on Netflix’s Arcane, suggesting it is not faithful enough to the Zaun she knows and loves from League of Legends. dibsnext.com/classic-than...

BREAKING: A-List Movie Star Potentially Willing to Do Sequel

Toho Studios Announces Godzilla Minus One/Minus Color/Minus Godzilla/Plus Morbius/Plus Color

Normally I don’t like when people take shots at dine in movie theaters, but this is some classic old Onion type content

Alamo Drafthouse Chefs Announce New “Loudest Chips Yet”

Drake has come out against Kendrick Lamar, accusing the rapper of an international scheme to make texting high-school-aged girls appear creepy.

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Train Crashes Through Repertory Screening of “L’arrivée d’un Train en Gare de la Ciotat”

Joe Biden’s Approval Skyrockets After Beginning “The Substance” Treatment

Confused about what a Rotten Tomatoes score means for a movie? Despite popular belief, the number is NOT the percentage of the movie you're supposed to watch. Read more: dibsnext.com/rotten-tomat...

The economy of Westeros has begun to falter following the ascendancy of King “Ronald” Raegon Targaryen, First of His Name. Source: dibsnext.com/westeros-in-...

Letterboxd User Misses Last 85 Minutes of Movie Thinking of Perfect One-Liner

Marvel Studios announced today that its upcoming film “The Fantastic Four” will be set in the 60s, specifically in the low 60% range of Rotten Tomatoes’ tomatometer. Source: dibsnext.com/new-fantasti...

Comedian Dave Chappelle is in critical condition at a local hospital after hitting his knee so hard following a joke about his pronouns that his entire leg shattered. Source: dibsnext.com/dave-chappel...

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the final scene in THE SUBSTANCE should have been a reveal that the substance is actually just water. and your ability to turn into a younger sexier version of yourself was in you all along

The 97th OSCARS® have a new host in "Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend" host Conan O’Brien, leading many insiders to speculate the up-and-coming talk podcaster is next in line for the long-coveted spot atop The Tonight Show. dibsnext.com/is-this-podc...

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After successfully ignoring it for a full year, many Americans have been forced to accept the possibility that a new prestige television show is honestly pretty good. dibsnext.com/annoying-app...

reminds me of when i gave stalker 4 starts and a friend of mine came to my dms telling me that "the missing star was a sign i was a marvel fan" lmao

Robert de Niro to Play Donald Trump’s Assassin in Upcoming Documentary

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Democrats around the country are reportedly heartbroken over the fact that 95% of Roku City voted for Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential election. Full story: dibsnext.com/heartbreakin...

Denis Villeneuve: “Movies Are When There’s a Really Big Lady”

Democrats around the country are reportedly heartbroken over the fact that 95% of Roku City voted for Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential election. Full story: dibsnext.com/heartbreakin...

Denis Villeneuve Frantically Rewriting “Dune 3” Script After Reading Tweet That Paul Is Actually Bad

Jonathan Majors Cast in “O.J. Simpson” Role for Naked Gun Reboot

Opinion: A Vote Against Joe Biden to Win “Best Picture” at the Oscars Is a Vote Against Democracy

Denis Villeneuve: “Movies Are When There’s a Really Big Lady”

Director Tired of Uploading His Videos to All the Websites dibsnext.com/director-tir...

Live Action “Avatar” Creators Explain Why the Show Will Omit the Fire Nation