Mitch Alpiner

Hey y'all, I'm Mitch. I work on @destinythegame.bungie.net as a social media manager. In my free time I dance a lot of West Coast Swing and cook delicious food.

They took my wisdom teeth yesterday. Now I'm no longer wise. :(

16,000+ in attendance at Climate Pledge Arena to watch @seattletorrent.bsky.social! Everyone watches women's sports. 😤

Project Hail Mary was so good

Infil Solo over lunchtime. Knife 3 runners in Hauler. Loot North Relay. Exfil.

The glorious chaos of BALL x PIT is coming to mobile on March 12! Try it for free with no ads and unlock the full game for $10 if you love to ball on the go. Pre-order now on the App Store and Google Play!

Been messing with Virtual Desktop on my Quest 3 and I've found my new favorite way to play ELDEN RING: Big main monitor in front of me with a text strategy guide to the side.

What's up bluesky

Please @sprinklrhq.bsky.social add native threading support for @bsky.app so we can make better threads on this platform for @destinythegame.bungie.net and @destiny2team.bungie.net. Thanks.

Candied ginger is cool but what about Candied garlic

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today

Package delivered.

First they came for Bill Clinton, and I said, yes, that man is a sex pest, get him

The first East Link train under its own power on the floating bridge!

I've never had a USPS package marked as "Delivered" and then 6 minutes later get marked as "Undeliverable, we'll try again tomorrow." Anyways please use my tax dollars to fund USPS so this kind of thing doesn't happen again, thanks big government.

Oh I also have a picture of me and @moltenslowa.bsky.social !

. @bsky.app has decided to give a blue checkmark to some of the Bungie social media accounts. Thanks @bsky.app!

I went to go see how @expedition33.bsky.social plays natively on Steam Deck and accidentally played an hour natively on Steam Deck. So...well enough. 😅

Look, it's easy to dunk on the University of Michigan (I went to Michigan State so I treat dunking on U of M as a hobby), but this is a... less-than-generous read of the statement. It's poorly articulated but it's pretty clear that they're saying "don't abuse it" rather than "you must use it."

. @expedition33.bsky.social has been the perfect sit-on-the-couch-and-recover-from-surgery game. This game rules.

I felt better today.

I haven't looked at teams or outlook in a week. Feels weird. I'm gonna keep not looking at them until I'm back from paid sick time.

Taylor Swift jokes about being on the ‘New Heights’ podcast: “You guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens — it’s more of me.”

I downloaded a coin pusher game on Steam and I have been addicted to it during my surgery recovery. Not slay the spire. Not balatro. A coin pusher.

Tonsillectomy recovery sucks.

To this day PR people ask me if Intuit really asked me to delete this part of the interview and shake their heads in sad disbelief. My friends what we sell here is our ethics policy

18-month contract narrative designer role for Skate. I can submit a referral if a homie wants one

Pizza slice Calzone Whole pizza Pizza table

Charmcaster and Soulbinder were good and now I'm onto Queenslayer

I am so ready. 🤘

Send me some cool Destiny 2 art.

We sent out 75+ social media posts on the @marathonthegame.bungie.net channels, using native media and YouTube links. I could not be more happy with how smoothly all these deployments went. Huge shoutouts to @andysalisbury.com, Nikki, and @cozmo23.bsky.social. Goated team.

We're hiring! New job just went up today for a Team Manager for our Community team, and we're still taking submissions for our Social & Community Specialist gig! Both remote in Canada. Hit me! Well, the jobs email. Hit www.evolve-pr.com/jobs/

Nothing compares to a warm dead body. 🐈 Join us on Saturday, April 12 @ 10AM PT for the Marathon Gameplay Reveal Showcase. #MarathonReveal 📺🟣 twitch.tv/marathonthegame ▶️ youtu.be/PZUv1-qR1Aw

Hello

Shoutout to the very good lighting at this dance studio.