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folks please leave the comedy and “bits” on X, this site is for hard posting only. politics and complaining about customer service, that’s it

Actually scary how real AI video looks. Just saw a video of NYPD arresting an ICE officer. Looked totally real aside from a few tells (like this slop badge)

if you were wondering whether Alito's book is an embarrassing crock of shit, I can now officially answer your question with a resounding yes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

warming up their "overturn Reconstruction-era ban" muscles

Next job interview I do, I'm bringing my whole pour-over setup.

Never bring a black drip coffee in a styrofoam cup to a job interview. bring something nice like a cortado so they know you're refined

Networks could really twist the knife here by airing all of JD Vance's events

My contribution to "transplants" discourse: transplants are a life-saving procedure. If you are anti-transplant you are anti-science. Go tell RFK Jr. how transplants are ruining NYC

thinking about this guy's homemade toothpaste

Y’all.

Holy shit. I thought he was dead

I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.

Caesar was Italian-American. Many people don't know this

JULIUS CAESAR CROSSING THE RUBICON: 🤌🤌

All of the R people smiling down smugly upon the spreadsheet people discourse

I had to look up who the Republican frontrunner is and from what I can tell her main policy positions are: -against affordable healthcare -against legalizing weed -supported insurrection

Bluesky's great because whenever there's a big debate on here, an expert will weigh in with facts and all of the people who were wrong will admit their error and move on

Are you a child who cannot face the consequences of your own actions? Sound off in the comments about how you hate speed cameras!

Always been very weird how Vivek got ultra rich but never really explains how, now we know

the term microblogging is so insulting. not only are you a mere blogger, you’re the most diminutive form of blogger, a blogging baby, essentially

The shock gloves thing sounds like a gag from Super Troopers. Farva and the boys get drunk and take turns shocking themselves in the down belows

ME: …and it doesn’t matter how much you love them or how carefully you protect them, eventually they disappear from your life, poof, gone. Is this all life is, this endless cycle of heartbreak and loss? MY THERAPIST: just to clarify, you’re still talking about your favorite pair of socks?

living in areas with beautiful mountain vistas is so unserious. you can gaze upon the distant snowy peaks beyond your window? act like an adult and live someplace where a nice view means a parking lot

INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

My solution to our dysfunctional politics is to give voters a binky

The Michigan primary result you should really be fretting about is the Ann Arbor mayoral primary, where the pro-housing incumbent (Christopher Taylor) lost to the nimby-aligned DSA guy (Yousef Rabhi)

2016 and 2024 permanently scarred me. I don’t wanna know about the latest ballot drop. Please don’t tell me the polls were off. Even the “I’ve seen enough” jokes make me queasy

You want to spend money on food? In this economy??

fun test of your perception of time is how you interpret the phrase "their generation" in this post

Alexi Giannoulias doesn't go far enough, under my plan I would make all 2.7 million people in Chicago a cop

Washington, D.C. - Aug. 2, 2026—Protests against diaper mandates are springing up across the country as toddlers are increasingly refusing to accept the elite consensus. “Americans are tired of being told we can’t exercise our right to poop on the floor,” said the Heritage Foundation’s Bryan Blort

If Lindsey Graham is dead why is he still posting on his alt

Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry

my basically brand new work laptop is glitchy, slow, and runs out of battery way faster than it should, and I'm 80% sure it's because microsoft is continuously running various AI features in the background. looking forward to more of that

Flowers are like "hey you bumble bee, come over here and help me have sex with my neighbor"

Will Stancil v. Kat Abughazaleh is Bluesky's Frazier v. Ali. Two top tier professional poasters at the height of their prime, going toe to toe. Thrilling stuff. Congratulations if you have no idea what I'm talking about

Cabot seriously sharp in the 1.5 lb block. Gotta be the big block, better that way for some reason

Emily Wilson is not on X, another victory for the Bluesky loyalists