Dig Doug’s Grave 🪦

This is who runs this account.

FWIW if I ever become President the White House will look like if Winston Churchill opened a Bonefish Grill.

Name your fav meal scene in a film. Meatloaf? Again?

This lead me to the positive message of the day: after seeing what happened to Winnie the Pooh, Steamboat Willie and Popeye, none of us will be alive to see the public domain reimagining of Garfield. #PositiveMessageOfTheDay #Garfield #DeathComesForUsAll

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. I never heard of this shockingly. It’s ok. 2. Having recently watched Crawl, this doesn’t cover new ground but it’s fun. 3. Radcliffe is good, movie is good not great. 4. Turned out to be delightfully Irish and charming. Worth a watch. No. 1 rec o’ the week.

I know none of these shitheads believe in the things that they say, but is this particular assclown trying to convince his supporters that the founding fathers got to heaven and started a revolution against god? Now they’re in charge of judging souls?

If you see this post a skellington

The NFL ads on Peacock using the music of the VIOLENT FUCKING FEMMES have been driving me nuts. Some things are not for football.

A cybertruck just rolled by and I’m pretty sure there was a woman in the passenger seat. Has anyone else ever seen this? I feel like I won cybertruck bingo.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. It’s a tradition watch but I enjoy Kiss embarrassing themselves. 2. Nice to see the fam but this wasn’t good. 3. Fun but never rises above the joke in the title. 4. This was a good reimagining and stuck to the original pov: juvenile delinquency= worst crimes.

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie. Machete Kills for Tax Purposes

Why are so many podcasts adding video of people sitting at a table talking. It’s stopping my player from playing when not connected to WiFi.At least when Stern put cameras in the studio you knew some asses were gonna get balonied.

Share someone who looks stylish in a headband

You’re invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume. ☠️

What if Carrie was also able to turn into a car? Have we ever seen that? Think about it.

Should we all be rewatching the episode of King of the Hill where Hank spent all of the Christmas money on Y2K prep?

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. Looks great, nothing happened. 2. Can’t fault the Chuck Jones animation but there wasn’t much here. 3. This was like 10 after school specials dressed up as a horror movie. No good. 4. Very goofy, especially for A24, but funny in parts. Don’t fully recommend.

If you see this post a witch.

Drop some PRODUCE

How I arrived on Bluesky

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. The official entry into spooky season. Classic. 2. It’s bundled into 1 for no reason but it’s good. 3. Airplane-style horror spoof. Funny enough and it has Vincent Price. 4. Really funny stuff.

“These wars grow I dreary of, amongst the stars.”

Really the only even unsettling part of the horror movie Frogs is a mustache-less Sam Elliot. Just looks like something is missing in every scene—because it is.

Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.

Drop some SLAPS!

Name a film you watched at a drive-in. Read it and weep, suckers.

“Well, the bachelorette party cereal isn’t moving units. Who’s got ideas to church this shit up?”

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. Plodding, couple of fun kills, terrible “twist.” 2. Fine but not much to it. Do the Mario voice or quit! 3. Very funny again but you can feel the difference between specials, just getting better. 4. Watched for Emma Stone and was pleasantly surprised by this.

Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

Spell your name using Disney characters, oops all villains edition Dr. Facilier Oogie Boogie Ursula Gaston Lotso AUTO Scar

I’m thrilled to accept, on behalf of the episode “Devil in the Dark,” the awards for “Best Miners” and “Best Pizza.” I’m saddened by the loss of “Best Bones & Teeth,” but we will carry on.

Ok, hear me out: a LOTR remake but with these two taking the ring to Mordor.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. I don’t know what to say beyond the title. Very goofy but sorta ok. 2. Didn’t know he did stand up but he was so in TONY that I checked this out—👍. 3. Rifftrax and colorizing did nothing for this. Stick to the original. 4. Waste of time. No story here at all.

Absolutely mad with power—just look at these demands!

BREAKING : Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Enjoy today’s break from republicans telling you that living in NYC is worse than the worst day in hell. They’ll be back to their regularly scheduled hate tomorrow.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. Pretty good doc, worth a watch. Mr. T is a great subject. 2. I liked it in the end but there are too many songs that add nothing. 3. Interesting 70s cast but also terrible in every way. Rifftrax watch for me. 4. The title says it all. Very funny show.

QTP with a gif of your first anime ever

5 musicals to get to know me: 1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show 2. Sweeney Todd 3. Repo: The Genetic Opera 4. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 5. The Muppet Movie

What’s it like inside your head?

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

So that’s where that sound’s been coming from!

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Hey! It’s bandcamp Friday! Today is a good day to buy my new album The Darkest Hour at the link. The comedy album that fights fascism. We earn a bigger % of the purchase if you do. natogreen.bandcamp.com/album/the-da...

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 1. No time for the movie but Lego’s always fun. 2. This was an interesting find and very good. Produced by Waititi sold us on it. 3. I never clicked with TBC until this watch. I guess I didn’t get therapy back then. 4. Taylor is so funny. Watch all of her stuff.

What GIF pops up when you type your name? Now type in her name—Jane or Jan? Something to that effect. But she awakens a mighty tiger from behind my fly.

Post your favorite first-watches of August. Mine were bound to be comedy heavy but a couple of true masterpieces dropped last month.

The best Mr. is Spock. No, wait, it’s Roboto. Is it too late to change my vote?