Robert Wood's Johnson

Rather than just nodding and saying "No shit. Sherlock," you owe it to yourself to read about the methodology used to arrive at the conclusion. Of COURSE we knew that transphobic shitbags are lying when they say they're doing for the women. But a valid statistical analysis equals confirmation.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

This lady is in the Whiteness Protection Program

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Now to tailor the message in a closing Team Blue argument... HEY COMPLETE IDIOTS! YOU KNOW YOU WANT US! ... might need some light editing.

I know, it's like drinking from a firehose, but drink you must. Because #Omar won't be the last before these fuckers are done between now and when they're forced to hand over the keys to Congrefs. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

We don't give our Veep nearly enough shit over his one claim to fame.

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Donnie Two Scoops' obsession with #Somalis is that Melania has repeatedly and openly bragged to the Cuck-in-Chief about how *splendidly* such men fuck her. Yes, it assumes she's human, with actual emotions, but work with me here. It would explain a lot.

Did they make you disavow Pol Pot

We have to re learn this lesson way too often.

Yep. NYTimes diversity.

Uncle recently died. As a kid I thought he was quite a cool hippy type person. Just before his death he was saying that people in boat crossing the channel should be shot, plus other racist shite. The small inheritance I received gone straight to RNLI

When Trump says the Ukraine does not want to end the war, what he is really saying is that Ukraine does not want to surrender to a deal that he has worked out with Putin which would see the Ukrainians hand over more of their land and people. Speaking the truth is important.

Sure, Jan. Someone needs to show up at her workplace and berate her with a bullshit, bad-faith gotcha question, put her response under an electron microscope, and have it broadcast on a shitty social media platform.

Imagine walking into a bar with Swastikas and kiddy porn plastered over the walls and going “hmmm, might just stop for one drink”. What the fuck is wrong with people? Get the fuck out of there

The answer is a cruel, rigged capitalist system most have been programmed to misunderstand. (This is the answer to most everything that's fucked up and bullshit in America of course.)

pRick Jackson and all of his filthy Republican co conspirators are totally ok with this. www.ajc.com/news/2026/10...

Fans of the epic "My Man" series know this might be the cruelest teaser post in the history of posting.

Real life thoughts and prayers for the Holy Father to so many souls out there. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/13/w...

🇺🇦👇🏼

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

Ok, I didn't think I could be any prouder of our Senator, but this proved me wrong.

Can we go back to judging books by their cover at like a forty or fifty percent ratio? Cause sometimes the guy who looks like a big lazy idiot just is. We are not all beautiful complex puzzles. Some of us are just what it says on the fuckin tin.

This is how you write a headline.

There is no bottom to their hatred of us Americans, part infinity. MAHA my shiny metal ass. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Just give Russia your bank routing number, Americans, and let's get this over with.

AJC had a good line from KLB the other day - "one Wendys, a dumpster and one police car is not the city burning." Bulwark has a running gag about how no MAGAs seem to have any memory of who was president in 2020...

Best one so far, but Kev's nowhere near done yet

Granted for the most part the phrase "shitty frozen pizza" is redundant. But some are edible. This one's not. 1/10, would not recommend, nor feed to...ok, Hegseth could have it in solitary awaiting execution I guess. But nobody else, nor their pets, should ever consume this.

More like this, please.

Your regular reminder that Georgia has a vile, lying sack of liquid shit running for Governor who doesn't mind exploiting an eight year old girl. pRick Jackson's political career needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

Tee hee.

Golden showers, sure, but...

Wow, Barron von Shitferbrainz looks even ghoulishly whiter than Stephen Miller, I didn't know that was possible.

"What would it take for you to learn how to edit a wiki?" "Oh, maybe realizing the sole source I could find for a show I attended thirty-nine years ago was incomplete and only I could contribute a missing detail?" Thus, TiL. #TMBG

This is what your nice conservative neighbors and friends voted for, liberals.

Federal Agents Have Detained More Than 500 American Citizens in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown - ProPublica projects.propublica.org/american-cit...

He’s not “clumsy,” he’s cognitively impaired. It’s a Big Fucking Deal that our president needs people to interpret what he meant because he can’t string together words in any coherent way.

Acme had not yet entered the picture.

Normalizing extremism FTW! If anyone thinks this #SCOTUS' mission in the upcoming election is "complicated" for the six flesh eating zombies, I have several East River crossings to sell you. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...

I'll allow him the cargo pants.