dis-associate is bananas

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out hot dogs and pierogi as is the tradition of my people

I can only imagine the type of emails that Nathan fielder’s lawyer is getting right and I have never wanted to be CC’d for visibility more in my life.

Sounds like a takeover. "Musk has assembled a presidential-level field operation this midterm cycle, underscoring the extent to which he has taken over the get-out-the-vote effort for the party and created something of a shadow Republican National Committee"

I wasn’t there but i wonder how much negotiation there was over nudity in the film from Billy Evans.

It's not "amid intensifying competition for user attention." it's to boost the stock price. It's always to boost the stock price. Billionaires can choose to not make more money; they just don't

People who do not vote in Texas do not understand what the political environment is like here. It’s deeply evangelical and indoctrination starts early, leftists & nonchristians are ostracized from childhood. There was simply no way for Talarico to gain momentum without his appeal to Christianity.

Trump bringing back public executions should be on every democratic politicians lips

Foucault wrote about this. It's meant to terrify and control the public. It's a spectacle for domination. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u...

I physically winced at this.

This will do nothing to deter crime, nor will it punish the offender. This will only display our lack of civility.

Ever had the feeling like you suddenly realized every crumb of perseverance & determination you ever scraped together the past mumblety years was actually being borrowed against your future resilience but the bill came due while you weren't looking & now both stores are depleted, or is that just me?

I had this exact picture as my desktop background while in school to get my B.S. in computer science. This is a picture of her next to all the code she wrote that sent NASA to the moon. She was my personal inspiration. May she rest in power.

In my head I read this like: 👩‍✈️UMM OKAY 👌🏻 💁🏼‍♀️ HAHA 🫣 YASS OVER CLIPR!😩🤦‍♀️ NOW AT 12000 FT 🫡✈️

I’m scared to ask but who is liberty biberty

Who needs the bubonic plague when Americans are bringing measles back?

I’m just saying, maybe the Siberian plague isn’t the most critical public health risk we should all be talking about.

Many of the most annoying takes in the world would go away if people could accept that: • Math is liberal arts • Computer science is math Neither of these should be controversial and yet!

I’m scared to set up a follow up call bc I changed my health insurance

-you haven't been able to fly to russia since 2022 -there are a dozen cases of plague in the US every year and it never goes anywhere because medieval diseases are actually no match for soap and antibiotics

I have been sleeping on couscous

Macklemore would never

Murdering people intentionally should be the ONE THING this country gets right, and we still regularly botch it.

Just a bit of a scuffle, a light stabbing, no big deal

The bad news is nothing will ever be the same again. The good news is nothing will ever be the same again.

I love this so much

Frankly climbing a ladder is exhausting so I don’t know why people care enough to pull it up behind them

Karen says it so so well here, A+. No notes. As far as I am concerned, this debate is over and Karen has wrapped it up nicely.

THIS IS EVERGREEN

So this is the second time this year that the FBI has been compromised. First was the FBI directors personal photos, now it’s a hacking group with all FBI agent names. 100% OPSEC

ShinyHunters claims they hacked the FBI and stole 2-3TB of employee data via an Oracle PeopleSoft 0day. “This is NOT financially motivated,” they told me. “We want the FBI to correct or retract their statements they made, which included substantial false allegations.”

If I make fun of your name, I’m not making fun of you. I’m making fun of your parents.

“My student is not a craven opportunist,” says craven opportunist professor Amy Chua.

I feel vindicated for liking Macklemore.

“May I help you?” “Please communicate my desire to open a dialogue with the ownership of this establishment regarding the possible procurement of gainful employment as promulgated by the advertisement affixed to the portal.” “So, you’re here about the job?” “Most indubitably.”

The reason we don’t have affordable healthcare or college in the United States is because otherwise no one would join the military.

I don’t think the legal world is prepared for a generation of millennial judges on the bench, we are merely getting a taste here. Get ready for judges castigating lawyers for not being “awesomesauce” and signing off orders with “cool beans.”

Just learned my dad has cancer. Idk how to process this.

Nothing classier than stopping by prostitution city in a rusty boat full of barely legal, armed teenagers

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.