Danno

Danno

@djack311.bsky.social

I hate posts that include ‘I’ll go first’

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Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Bring yo ass. I’m sure Michelle will be thrilled

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump lies: "I won Minnesota 3 times. But they didn't give me the victory. I do great in Minnesota. I call it iron country. Best stuff in the world. They're a very dishonest state. When I lost Minnesota, people in Minnesota cried. I think I'm gonna go there."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Maybe I’m too far in the weeds here, but the LA / SD line almost seems like a distraction so they can infiltrate the midterms, but then Trump just comes out and broadcasts that they plan on infiltrating the midterms? The very next day nonetheless. Wild times.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Did he say ‘you have to be honest to the American people’ ??????

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance defends Trump's taxpayer-funded propaganda videos: "If you look at the message of those advertisements, they are not partisan, it's not like we're advocating for a particular candidate"

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

What’s wrong with us beardos!?!?!?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

God I love Ireland 🇮🇪

Vince D. Monroy@vincedmonroy.bsky.social

Protester: “He’s just everything that is wrong in this kind of society, and he’s here. It’s just not right. I don’t know why we welcomed him here… We are a peaceful nation and he’s coming over here with blood on his hands from all the wars he’s doing.” 📍Ireland

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

This $5k thing might be the ulmtate ‘can you imagine if Obama did this?’ thought experiment

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rachel Campos-Duffy on Trump's $5k offer to voters if they vote Republican: "This just shows how creative and rule-breaking and out of the box President Trump is. I'm surprised nobody has thought of this before."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Every Democrat on the ballad should come out and say we’ll pay you $6k if we win. The GOP / Trump will shoot it down anyway which would work wonders politically. It’s illegal, but the dems need to start getting their hands dirty.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you win with us and you get $5,000. It will be called the Trump Dividend. Congratulations."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Just like Mitch McConnell is still kicking

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

There arent any trans players in wnba, twats

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Michele Tafoya: "If you want to play and make money and have opportunities as a person in the WNBA as a woman, it should not bother you to take a cheek swab test to just prove that you've the chromosomes to play in that league"

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Love that you went with Kanter and not Freedom

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social

Much as I hate to give Kanter the time, nobody here will support him anyway. Sky players kept Tasha away from him

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Is that Kari lake with long hair?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Michele Tafoya on Fox Business refers to Minnesota, the state where she is a Republican US Senate candidate, as a “provincial state” where people are more concerned about fraud than the economy

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Cool non-answer, bro

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BREAM: 76% of voters say the economy is fair or poor. When can Americans expect relief? HASSETT: The prices went up so much under Joe Biden that we understand why people are still frustrated

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

These people are sick

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Royce White on Fox News: "I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted science and thought I was a man, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

So an athlete died on the field, huh? No footage of it, huh? Thanks, Ronny.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Ron Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Damn it feels good to be Minnesotan

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks? TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Fett Fuckerman

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

John Fetterman on Hannity's show repeatedly calls Mamdani a "clown" and says, "you can't say Netanyahu isn't welcome in New York anymore than I could say, 'mayor, you're not welcome in Pennsylvania. So sit down. You know you're a clown."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Hegseth is frustrated because his boy Hitler didn’t have to ask for $.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

OSSOFF: When you declared victory, were those accurate statements? HEGSETH: It certainly was a historic military victory over Iran OSSOFF: Had Iran's military been rendered 'combat ineffective for years to come?' HEGSETH: They had 160 naval vessels--- OSSOFF: You need to answer the question.

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Holy shit that is hard to listen to

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

beyond parody -- Fox & Friends hosts are trying to get Trump to pay tribute to Lindsey Graham, but they can't get a word in as Trump rants and raves about the SAVE America Act and the purportedly rigged elections in California

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Hahaha. Listen, bitch….

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

TAPPER: Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed. Is that true? TRUMP: It's open as far as we're concerned. Don't talk about it. Talk about the reason you asked me to speak.

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

TAPPER: Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed. Is that true? TRUMP: It's open as far as we're concerned. Don't talk about it. Talk about the reason you asked me to speak.

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Ken Tremendous
@kentremendous.bsky.social

AI writing is for loooooooooooooooooooosers. I want my work to be good or suck based on whether my human brain is good or sucks.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Hi, guy who runs one of the fastest-growing publications in the United States. If you use AI here to write you are summarily shunned. It is instantly recognizable as hack shit.

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

We are thru 15 months out of 48 months of the second Trump term. There’s probably like a 62% chance that the world explodes by month 40.

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

Explaining the behind the plate umpire to an alien: Alien: wait what is the point of that dude there? Human: Well he doesn’t really serve a purpose, but we like to have middle aged men stand around when 100mph fastballs are thrown. It’s entertaining.

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Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes.bsky.social

Oh wow, 14 months into the term you realized disaster relief might actually be important!?!?!?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

wow -- JD Vance tosses Kristi Noem under the bus "We recognized, frankly, that we needed the new leadership to hasten the delivery of resources to the people of North Carolina ... we think it's useful to have somebody come in and focus on some of this disaster relief and recovery stuff."

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

When Kennedy says ‘I’m just having fun here’ is when you know @davidjbier.bsky.social got him. It’s the classic defense mechanism. Someone is being an asshole, someone else calls them out on their bullshit, then the asshole responds with ‘I’m only joking! Gosh!’ yet nobody is laughing

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

KENNEDY: You said, 'Republicans think can troll their way to ethnic cleansing.' Did I read that correctly? BIER: DHS tweeted for 100m deportations. That would be ethnic cleansing! K: You don't think it's hyperbolic? B: I think advocating 100m deportations is ethnic cleansing. Yes. Your time is up

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves

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Roxane Gay
@roxanegay.bsky.social

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

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Molly Knight
@mollyknight.bsky.social

It’s just incredibly funny this is supposed to be the “freedom” party. It was never about any freedom except their right to be selfish assholes and not feel bad about it.

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Mike Noble
@mikenoble.bsky.social

I'm sure a few ICE agents suspect this already, but it seems very clear that DJT, Miller & Bovino WANT an ICE agent to get killed. They need their own martyr. There is a reason they are putting them in increasingly volatile situations.

Danno
@djack311.bsky.social

THIS is America! Sorry GOP assholes. You’ll never take this away from us. 🇺🇸

taylr@taylordahlin.com

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis