dlitt.bsky.social

If you live in a shitty hood like me, one of the things shitty humans do to dogs is that they leave them out on apartment back porches. Walk my dog? Nah, I'll just leave him out there until he rains shit and piss on my downstairs neighbors.

Meta / Facebook is doing a big advertising push with David Bowie's Five Years. Is that fucking Ironic or what? The suits who read the first few lines thought it was about populism. The song is about the end of the world. All those people in the beginning of the song are getting ready to die.

I'm not a cat guy, I don't understand cats, I don't want cats... I have three cats. Dogs are people. Cats are non-human intelligence, like the heptapods from Arrival. Turns out they have huge personalities, like people, and they're actually kind of emotionally needy.

I'm not a cat guy. I don't understand cats, I don't like cats, I don't want cats. I have three cats. Wasn't my idea. They just showed up. The middle boy just demands attention. I spend a lot of time scritching him and talking to him. Apparently, you need to talk to cats.

I'm a dog guy. Dogs are extremely expressive about their wants and feelings. Dogs and dog people make powerful bonds. But I'm finding that cats have strong attitudes, just a more limited vocabulary to express them. And they fucking bite when they're trying to express affection.

@chrishedges.bsky.social Hey, Chris. Assuming this is actually you, I'm basically ready to kill somebody over my reading group. There are some extremely knowledgeable lefties who simply can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. I want a high school English teacher to high stick these bastards.

Jodi Dean, August H. Nimitz. Dean is just playing a video game of how much she can pad the footnotes. Nimitz simply can't do sentence and paragraph mechanics well enough to say anything explicitly. He has no clue what he's laid open to interpretive Tarot reading at the grammar level.

It's hot as fuck in Texas. At night it gets down to 80 F / 26 C. We had the National Weather Service issue a heat advisory last week; it was only 90-something degrees, but at 86% humidity the heat index was 115 F. The AC died in my apartment. Me and the dog are at a hotel.

It's hot as fuck in Texas. At night it gets down to 80 F / 26 C. We had the National Weather Service issue a heat advisory last week; it was only 90-something degrees, but at 86% humidity the heat index was 115 F. The AC died in my apartment. Me and the dog are at a hotel.

I love my dog. Politics is whatever, you people are garbage, and high liberalism is basically indistinguishable from fascism. Corey Booker and Richey Torres love genocide. But my dog gives me kisses when I get home. I love my dog. You people are trash. You pigs get the wall.

So I bought an electric car. A 25 Nissan Leaf wasn't my first choice. I wanted a 23 Chevy Bolt, but everybody wants a 23 Chevy Bolt so nobody can get one. The 26 Bolt was like double the fuck of my budget, so I got the Nissan. I don't love it, but I like it a lot.

So I bought an electric car. A 25 Nissan Leaf wasn't my first choice. I wanted a 23 Chevy Bolt, but everybody wants a 23 Chevy Bolt so nobody can get one. The 26 Bolt was like double the fuck of my budget, so I got the Nissan. I don't love it, but I like it a lot.

Tomorrow, my landlord shuts off the water to an apartment complex if 13 buildings and roughly 400 apartments. It might just be for 30 minutes. Might be for a couple of days. I don't fucking know.

2/ Got a 100 gallon bladder full of water ready in the bathtub. Laundry and dishes done. Two gallon thing of filtered drinking water in the kitchen. Dog and cat bowls clean and topped off.

The little stray girl I found under a car is going to the shelter on her surrender date because literally every foster in central Texas ghosted me. I called, I emailed, I filled out all the web forms, nobody got back to me. Yes that's you, Jack Jack's pack. Yes that's you Austin Pets Alive. FAYM

The little stray girl I found under a car is going to the shelter on her surrender date because literally every foster in central Texas ghosted me. I called, I emailed, I filled out all the web forms, nobody got back to me. Yes that's you, Jack Jack's pack. Yes that's you Austin Pets Alive. FAYM

The little stray girl I found under a car is going to the shelter on her surrender date because literally every foster in central Texas ghosted me. I called, I emailed, I filled out all the web forms, nobody got back to me. Yes that's you, Jack Jack's pack. Yes that's you Austin Pets Alive. FAYM