Paige! 𓃠

Asking every white politician if they disavow the Boston Celtics

tgirl tackle football

I really really don’t like e-begging but I’m soon gonna have to pay for my insulin and diabetes supplies out of pocket. I’ll die otherwise. If you have the means it would mean a lot to me: ko-fi.com/morganiteproto

We should do TGirl Pistol Dueling next

I may be a vampire but I don't need to be invited to hop in my bag

Does ACAB include Mappy???????????

That's right take the Paige Challenge in 2026 we're going #wide

Assumed a wide stance yesterday to ward off attackers

I looked like this last night btw if you even care

Everyone is soooo mad at me because my new pants match my hair :/

Walked out of the new Jane Schoenbrun movie and a group of girls pointed at me and whispered to each other "oh my god a REAL one"

🤑🤑💰💰💰💵

they should make smokeable monster energy drink

If I was the guy that invented sprite and I tasted mello yello I'd kill myself

Hoping I win big at this funeral today 🎰💰

Thanks, again, for everything

adding a random couple to a group chat with me and asking if they want to watch challengers with me

Ken Jennings I am REVOKING the respect you gained from me by saying you went and saw Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in theaters

When the lorem is ipsum 😂 dolor sit amet 🤭🔥💯

Happy anniversary to the illustrious @transgendeer.bsky.social Four years of absolute bliss with you, and I never want it to end 🐕❤️🦌

If you're at Anthrocon say hi!!!

You can just fall in love with beautiful women it's awesome ❤️ @currentlyburning.bsky.social 📷 @mayami-vice.bsky.social

Attention evil women: if you need a secretary to help you organize your schemes and plots, consider hiring me 🖤 I'll hype you up too

Are you rocking with the new Paige cut ⁉️⁉️⁉️

woof. arf.

i been feeling good as fuck lately :3

woof. arf.

We need a woke Fulcrum

If Target wants to get back on our good side they gotta start selling poppers

*Paige voice* hey

getting really high then watching dui bodycam footage to practice the field sobriety tests

hey bro i hope you dont mind but i gave scissor man from clock tower your home address

The real T-virus is Tetanus

God forbid a woman be plus on block

This is something I've never done before and still feel a bit nervous about, but due to unexpected complications, I've started a GoFundMe to help cover the cost of my top surgery. Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me ❤️ gofund.me/9815977f9

if he gets a ring after this its gonna be so wild

Heard they're making a PlayStation 4 soon 🤯🤯🤯😲😲😲😲

Condoleeza Rice coaching Deshaun Watson is about to be some electric football

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