Christopher J. Teuton

1,000 followers! Thanks everyone. Whether you're here for my paintings, my ship book updates, my videogame writings, or my game development detours, I'm glad to have you. To celebrate, here's me being coerced into taking one of those runway photos at a party in Palm Springs a few years ago.

#art #painting #gifts #oilpainting #acrylicpainting #watercolor Store here: www.etsy.com/shop/DogTree...

There are a LOT of great new kids songs out there ("That's a Boundary" by Joanna & Matt Pace for Hopscotch is both incredibly catchy and super important/useful for people of all ages, for instance) but still nothing hits like an educational They Might Be Giants track. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdW...

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

You don't have to like the Democrats. But right now, they are the only viable option. Vote to stop the slide into fascism, or it will only get worse.

Finally put the finishing touches on a project I took on over a month ago. Feels good. Y'all will see it soon. #art #painting #vagueposting

Don't you think your dad would like this for Christmas? #art #painting #mash #retrotv Get your own print here: www.etsy.com/shop/DogTree...

This digital copy of my poetry book (and one of my favorite paintings I've ever done) are both 50% off from now until the end of the month! #art #poems See dogtreestudiosart.etsy.com for all deals!

You Can See Everything is the best movie I've seen this year. Jesus christ.

Yoooo! Check me out on the Dragon Quest FM podcast with my good buddy @dragonquaustin.bsky.social! We talk horror movies, games, and everything else Halloween-y! open.spotify.com/episode/4q38...

This digital copy of my poetry book (and one of my favorite paintings I've ever done) are both 50% off from now until the end of the month! #art #poems See dogtreestudiosart.etsy.com for all deals!

This Norm MacDonald "documentary" on Netflix sucks. It's not a documentary, there's no new footage, it's literally just someone searching "norm clips" on YouTube and letting it play out. What an absolute letdown.

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Shit sucks, made a game show. bonus-action.com/games/with-a...

The totally revamped thegoodtimeboys.com is LIVE! Check us out for horror news, reviews, and just overall dumb things! We're still building the articles, but it's nice to be live!

Don't you think your dad would like this for Christmas? #art #painting #mash #retrotv Get your own print here: www.etsy.com/shop/DogTree...

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

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Star Wars Galactic Racer is a great game that is impossible to play drunk

Drop some BOATS 🛥️ ⛵️🖤🚢🚤

Thank you everyone for all of your lovely words, prayers, and encouragement over this past week. It truly has helped, and I'm glad my mother was as good to so many people as she was to me. Will attempt to resume normal proceedings at some point in the future. This weekend I hope to sleep.

Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.

If I had a nickel for every time I had to write an obituary for one of my parents, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but is the maximum number of nickels one can gain from such a strange form of monetary compensation. www.bakermccullough.com/obituaries/t...

It's October! And you know what that mean! Our annual October Movie Marathon is HERE!! No crazy rules this year, just enjoyable flicks picked by the homies! Check out Week 1 HERE goodtimeboys.square.site/s/stories/go...

New episode up! This week, we're talking about TOEM 2 with special guest @minustempo.bsky.social. You can listen here or wherever you enjoy your podcasts: open.spotify.com/episode/5Sy6...

if anyone needs me for the next little while, no you don't

The DAAD Adventure Writer lets you build illustrated text adventures and deploy them across several 8-bit and 16-bit platforms. github.com/daad-adventu...

Had a great time at the Live Like Locals 2026 Art Walk in Pooler today! Sold a bunch of art, made some new friends, and officially ran out of business cards. Catch us at Rebirth Savannah next Saturday evening if you missed out! Also, met a butterfly named Tricia. #art #artist #savannah #painting

this is every Uncharted climbing section

Absolutely brought to tears by "Ashes" in "Quite a Year for Plums" by Bailey White. Fucking hell. I listened to this when I was 11 years old and it fucking destroys me now.

Here's this month book update! #author #ships #ageofsail #sailing #books

Smoggy Lake Monster, Acrylics on Canvas Board, September 2026 #art #artists #painting #acrylics

Gotta get back to talking about games more often, sorry folks. Busy times. BUT! I found an itch(dot)io gem I think people should check out. It's part Metal Gear Solid, part Crossword puzzle. Two endings, worth getting both of them more than I could have imagined. computerjames.itch.io/stealth-cw

New event dates on the calendar! Come see us this weekend, next weekend, or next month! (preferably all three)

We're all trying to find the guy who did this dot jpeg

Every time I see an AI ad all I can think is “If this company is so cheap they won’t pay the tax deductible cost of real actors and a film crew for a day, imagine how many corners they cut on their product.”

My generation has the WEIRDEST nostalgia and its why corporations struggle with monetization. Like, how are you supposed monetize this:

Fatherhood is 9 parts making sure they grow up right and 1 part marshmallow dessert monsters

This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.

I am once again asking everyone to please check out the best #DnD show on the internet. This is out now and is one of the best episodes of an already excellent season.

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

In 1899, someone built this church pew by hand. Somewhere between then and now, it was painted pink and blue. Now it's in my studio and it's about to become something new. Stay tuned for perhaps my most unhinged art project yet. #art #artist #painting

Every game is better with ragdoll physics