Dominic Mitchell

Dominic Mitchell

@dom.happygiraffe.net

he/him. Hacker-at-large. Occasional Brightonian. Googler. @happygiraffe@mastodonapp.uk https://happygiraffe.net/ DMs unavailable due to OSA, sorry

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The replies are an extraordinary catalogue of things that have objectively improved. If we didn't have the climate crisis and the far right authoritarians and the tech barons overshadowing everything I'd be whistling every day

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

As AI forces me to move up the stack, I get to review crappy written docs instead of (slightly less) crappy looking code. The generated words are so bland my eyes glaze over. It makes everything take so bloody long.

“ever the pragmatist, he joined the Communist party because it demanded only one night a week of his time instead of the three or four the Trotskyist Socialist Workers required.”

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wrote about "Black October," the PHP vulnerability, and the AI-fueled dread and panic I'm seeing among almost all of the cybersecurity experts I've ever known. I think people w/ LLMs are brute forcing software the same way they brute forced social media w/ slop www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...

404media.coAI Is Changing Everything About Hacking. No One Knows What Happens Next'Black October:' The PHP vulnerabilities and a series of other hacks and bugs have cybersecurity experts freaking out and unsure what happens next.

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Replying to @robmanuel.b3ta.com

No YOU lost your mind spending six months hand drawing 81 Jokes For The ZX81 because the title popped into your head one day and you thought the title so absurdly irresistible as a personal challenge that you pivoted your entire life to making a niche as fuck book. spelk.press/gb/products/...

spelk.press81 Jokes for the ZX81Rob Manuel (creator of Fesshole and co-founder of B3ta.com) set himself an absurd task. Write 81 jokes for the ZX81, illustrate them himself and use only the ZX

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Replying to @robmanuel.b3ta.com

If you enjoyed this, I put the same humour and retro computing obsessions into my new book "81 Jokes For The ZX81". Do pre-order it, out early December in time for Christmas. An ideal gift for you or your ZX81 loving partner. I've put so much love into this. Order now: spelk.press/gb/products/...

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web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

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Anthropic found the origin of the NIST elliptic curve seeds: they were generated with drand48()! No one was seriously worried, but this should put some FUD to rest, completing the NIST ECC rehabilitation arc… just in time to be retired in favor of PQ. Also, we raised $36 Ki for ISRG. Yay!

words.filippo.ioThe NIST Elliptic Curves Seeds Bounty Has Been ClaimedWe now know how the seeds of the NIST elliptic curves were generated: they’re not the hash of some saucy sentence, but the output of drand48() seeded with the time, which was indeed in 1997–98.

Transmetropolitan is colliding with our reality faster than I had thought. Get your anti-cancer trait now, and hit up those Carcinoma Angels…

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Publishing “Cryptographic Right Answers” for developers is a tradition by now. Colin Percival started in 2009, Thomas Ptacek followed up in 2015, and then Latacora carried on in 2018 and 2024. I put together a list updated for the renewed urgency of migrating to post-quantum algorithms.

words.filippo.io(Post-Quantum) Cryptographic Right AnswersIn the tradition started by Colin Percival and Thomas Ptacek, a set of “Cryptographic Right Answers” updated for the accelerated post-quantum transition timeline.

I went to look up Bazel, as blaze (inside Google) still gets this wrong. Good news — Bazel uses UTF-8 by default!

Henri Sivonen@hsivonen.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

Python shipped https://peps.python.org/pep-0686/ just now in late 2026 to make the implicit text file io encoding UTF-8 on Windows, too. The PEP says Java did this in 2022 and Ruby in 2020, both of which seem unreasonably late.

A great discussion of a hugely important topic. One of my favourite tech talks in Google was about the first cable we participated in laying. Oh, and if you get a chance, visit the telegraph museum in Cornwall.

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This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.

... wombling free

Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni@tubemapper.bsky.social

From Chiswick Park to China As I waited for my train, planes kept crossing the sky above the station tower. So, I waited for a British Airways flight to pass the Underground roundel. Perfectly matching the red, blue and white of the tube logo.

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I've published detailed notes and an annotated transcript to accompany the video of the keynote I gave at @wearedevelopers.bsky.social World Congress North America in San Jose on Friday - here's my rundown of everything that's happened with LLMs in 2026 so far simonwillison.net/2026/Sep/27/...

simonwillison.net2026 in LLMs (so far)On Friday I gave the closing keynote at the WeAreDevelopers World Congress North America in San Jose. I tied together the key trends from the past year into a chronological …

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Friends! It's the feast day of St. Hildegard of Bingen, an abbess, polymath, mystic, & eel truth-teller. Medieval thinkers agreed that eels reproduce asexually. But Hildegard suggested that eels mate at sea, where we can't watch. No one listened to her. But she was right! 1/2 🗃️🧪

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This is the best articulation of what LLMs are doing to programming and security that I've seen

halvarflake.bsky.social@halvarflake.bsky.social

I gave a talk at Bluehat Singapore today. The slides are here: thomasdullien.github.io/about/slides...

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Qatar Airways was voted the world’s best airline in 2025. Its booking site ranks 79th out of 111. Cathay Pacific, five stars, ranks dead last. I spent a while digging into why airline websites are so slow, and what the fast ones (Ryanair, Frontier) do differently. calibreapp.com/blog/airline...