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Bathrooms at work have gone from smelling like a sewer to a Petco and I’m not sure if this is an improvement

Best part of moving is just watching DVDs for a while because you ain’t got internet set up in the new place

Dorkin’ out because the drummer for Cherubs let us crash at his house last night, viewing his home was like entering a portal to Slackers-era Austin

Had my first “is this dude on ketamine” customer service interaction getting a burger in Austin

Referring to YouTubers as “Google Subcontractors”

In mental health news, I did manage to replace “holding a finger gun in my mouth” as a response with “miming that I’m jacking someone off onto my face”. Freud would probably have a lot to say about this, but I’m taking this as a win

Every time I have to recall a password, I first must relive my entire life

Breakfast Objects

Someone found a guitar outside of work and brought it to me, asking if I wanted it. It’s nice to be thought of, but also I dunno man I’ve got too many to just be stealing beat up classical guitars for no real reason

Thinking about the concept of “supraliminality”

Something odd but kind of familiar in the recent lib thing about how the ICE kidnappers are "proud boys" or "not real cops" or whatever. A kind of third way triangulating. You still get to be outraged but not going all the way about cops.

IN THE CENTER OF THE EYE OF THE MODERN VANGUARD: a Rangers game

The cat distribution system found me at work, so meet Employee of the Month

“Halt! Who goes there?” “Why, it is me, the Floor Pisser.” “Ah, proceed, kind sir.”

Airlines have always been the vanguard of the modern financialized economy, first to graft a credit card company onto their biz, first to embrace market logic dynamic pricing, always eager to lay off workforce & let quality slide in favor of stock buybacks. 2 tickets cheaper than 1 is barely notable

metalcore is a powerful vector for shitty dudes

It’s pretty wild how I read juuust a little Foucault and really found the control of knowledge as a means of asserting power stuff fascinating, and now we get to just watch it kinda play out on our little phones every day

🎶IF YOU LIKE PENIS A LOTTA OR GETTIN’ FUCKED IN THE A🎶

Friend’s moms love suggesting to try to get your band on local radio and suggest it as if it has never occurred to you

Steven Pinker is receiving a ton of backlash online. Google "pinkerton weezer full album download" to learn more

East Texas fb marketplace has an energy to it

I know many have asked, but do you have a strip mall donut shop near you that is solely named “DONUT” or “DONUTS” or is this a weird regional thing?

I think a lot about how the two different people who own Joker-themed Jeeps that drive around my neighborhood are both middle aged women. What urged them specifically to do this? Do they know each other?

Every time I get a delayed order email from Sigma I think of this image I made in 2023