i am jack's broken heart

Feels like migrant caravans are about due to be our leading national problem again

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds

Katie phang our here talkin about

Fucking skeet of the year

"hey kristi can you jump on a zoom call; our HR business partner is going to join us"

You just got chotinered (in the method of Rhonda from new girl)

Scranton Strangler endorses Andrew Cuomo

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

this is the small government we've heard about right @jamellebouie.net

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

seems reasonable

sorry if i'm preaching to the choir here but part of why Zohran Mamdani is such a threat to career politicians on both sides is that his campaign is visibly disproving a carefully constructed narrative- that big cities are dangerous places, and people don't care about their communities or politics

"hey boss, i failed to get the customer to sign the agreement, but i DID tweet a letter telling them they're subject to paying me now. chairman's club? i'll be there!"

no they haven't

immigrants built the space program you couch fucker

This is so true. I had a technical mentor do this and save me from the dark side

they won't. we'll hear how concerned they are again

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

AI summaries of texts that are longer than the text but somehow have way less information

Successfully answering the question what if 4chan was an entire presidential administration

Has anyone tried sharpie on the Dow chart

Canada:

When slack is down

"what if we ran the federal government like three baked bros in a frat house"

starter packs are dope