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The world is a stage. Don’t trip on your way down. This account is not feeling suicidal and does not condone violence.

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The president of the United States skipping a national day of remembrance to visit the family of an influencer is a bold example of party over country. It is a divisive act of disrespect and disgrace to the American people. Where is the condemnation of violence and the call for national unity?

The party of ‘we can always tell’ keeps calling James Talarico trans; admitting, finally, they have absolutely no fucking clue who is trans and not trans. I’m trans btw—or am I?? 😏

Republicans have some explaining to do: why is it okay to discriminate against other people based on their skin color, but it’s not okay to discriminate against you based on your religion (which you choose)? Looking at you, Alabama.

I’m starting to think middle aged women love Tinker Bell not because she is tough and determined, but because she needs the encouragement of many people cheering her on before she can do absolutely incredible things. Because she can do them, but you have to believe in her. And be loud about it.

No one wants to hire human workers anymore. AI is better than humanity, it’s apparent! Let’s have AI instead of everything we currently have: AI CEOs, AI stakeholders, AI hedge fund managers, AI presidents, AI mothers and fathers can have AI babies. We can use AI money to pay for AI groceries.

Mike Johnson thinks the VA redistricting was rigged because the vote tally is “almost 50/50”. Mike, you might want to sit down for this one.

I remember when Twitter decided to increase its character count for tweets and the design world went nuts: talking about how bite-sized information was best. Do you think anyone gives a shit about Truth Social’s character count limit except Donny the Child Vagina Measurer?

@mayorofchicago.bsky.social I watched my neighbors get tear gassed by ICE this weekend! What are you doing to stop the illegal invasion by criminal thugs? Please bring handcuffs to stop these people! Enact a law or order someone to do something! I’m concerned for my neighbors—and my failing country!

@jbpritzker.bsky.social I watched my neighbors get tear gassed by ICE this weekend! What are you doing to stop the illegal invasion by criminal thugs? Please bring handcuffs to stop these people! Enact a law or order someone to do something! I’m concerned for my neighbors—and my failing country!

@govpritzker.illinois.gov I watched my neighbors get tear gassed by ICE this weekend! What are you doing to stop the illegal invasion by criminal thugs? Please bring handcuffs to stop these people! Enact a law or order someone to do something! I’m concerned for my neighbors—and my failing country!

@ramirez.house.gov I watched my neighbors get tear gassed by ICE this weekend! What are you doing to stop this illegal invasion by criminal thugs? Please bring handcuffs to stop these people! Please enact a law or order someone to do something! I’m concerned for my neighbors—and my failing country!

I have a lot of questions. Such as, I don’t care if bad things happen to ICE? Maybe bad things should happen to ICE? Can more bad things happen to ICE? Can ICE have nothing but bad things happen to them? Can really, really awful horrible but non-descript things happen to ICE? Just asking questions.

CANCEL SOMETHING. IF YOU CAN’T TAKE TOMORROW OFF FOR A PROTEST AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT, CANCEL AMAZON, CANCEL DISNEY, CANCEL COMPLACENT.TV AND THROW A FIT AT SOMETHING.

I’m so unimpressed by the republicans parroting that the shutdown is good for democrats and how cruel that is. The president said he doesn’t care about his enemies and wants them to suffer. Two can play at that game. Empathy is for losers or whatever. Thoughts. (I’m agnostic.)

The President had another semi-annual health screening. If you’re not familiar, it’s like a Victoria Secret underwear sale; it happens twice a year (maybe more). I sure hope things are more than 47% off with him. Sure seems like it.

The head doesn’t know what the hands are doing because the head is suffering from egomania and dementia simultaneously. The hands don’t even know what the hands are doing because they refuse to work together. “What hands?” Pam Bondi begged, wearing a red hat that blocks her perception.

Pam Bondi is such a joke. If she can’t provide answers to Senate questions, she should be fired. Her job today was to answer their questions. This completely incompetent woman just deflected and dodged. She is a waste of government time and resources.

Look at these heroes.

Cristian Farias@cristianfarias.com

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

“Efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech,” said JD Vance, while applying clown makeup in a funhouse mirror. “Do you really believe that, clown?” I asked JD. “No,” he said, “for I am a literal piece of garbage.” Then the clown makeup grew legs and ran away.

JD Vance and I sat next to a barrel of chocolate ice cream puppies. One of the puppies jumped into JD Vance’s lap and instantly melted a chocolate death all over JD’s pants. As it died, JD sang a lullaby he called, “Efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech.”

JD Vance told me he lives in constant fear. “About what?” I asked. “For starters,” he said, “efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech, but at night I worry bees will steal my eyebrows and replace them with little caterpillars. The thought make me wet myself.”

When I told JD Vance I like Charlie XCX, he said he prefers Taylor Swift, but he has to replace the he/him pronouns in her songs with, “efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech” or else he feels kinda gay and can’t really get into it. I told him I don’t care.

Sucking the pickle brine off a pickle and then throwing the pickle away, just to grab another pickle to suck on for some reason, JD Vance was sitting at a bus stop, mumbling to himself, “Efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech”. I gave him a $3 Trump coin.

JD Vance is allergic to baked beans, shorts that stop an inch above the knee, Phyllis Diller, and dogs that weigh over 18 pounds. When the Wall Street Journal attempted to reach him for comment, JD Vance said, “efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech.”

At the doctor’s office, after looking at JD Vance’s bones, a doctor told me JD Vance had half girl bones, half boy bones. I asked JD Vance if he knew about this already. He said “Yes, I’ve always known. And efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech.”

After JD Vance cried into my arms when his car lost at NASCAR, he told me “efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech” which didn’t make sense, so I called him a Liberal. His blue eyes sparkled at the compliment. He told me he’s never felt so sexy.

JD Vance told me over the phone that “efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech.” When I told him, “But JD Vance, that’s not true” he said he needed to go—he needed to eat his, and I quote, “Big Boy Beefy Breakfast Bowl” because I likes feeling constipated.”

“Efforts to combat misinformation are equivalent to the suppression of free speech” said JD Vance, to my face on Alter Avenue while shoving a Subway sandwich down the front of his pants, and saying he gets nosebleeds everytime someone uses a stapler anywhere within 300 feet of him.

We already know Large Language Model (LLM) AIs are rought with misinformation (and often disinformation). Billionaire tech bros are creating biased and partisan chat bots to skew American intelligence and intuition. To put it simply; AIs are dangerously close to being oligarch propaganda machines.

Mr. Wobbles and His Rubber Ankles

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."

I thought we were making America Great. Why does it suck now? Maybe it has something to do with how incompetent some of these Republicans are. Just wondering if it’s because they’re bad at this.

"Problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top and the president's the leader and he's got to get everybody in a room and he's got to lead." —Trump, 2011.

I hope trans folks understand what is happening in Congress right now: the whole thing has been shut down because Democrats refuse to give up YOUR RIGHT to healthcare. Please stop saying no one cares about you. You are so, so loved. They shut down the government, babe.