Dot hog

My burrito exploded in the microwave.😩 After cleaning up, I have decided dinner is now a negroni and saltines.

There are many famous Bruce's... But I think my favorites are Dickinson and Campbell.

Realizing now that each one of those 12oz bottles of homebrew mead that I made is the equivalent of 3 beers. I am very sleepy.

Posting dog > posting hog

A store that sells plush furniture, pillows, and blankets called "Comfort Zone®️"

My wife is away so my diet is reverting to an earlier, more primitive form. My body, however, is still old and matured. I have a tummy ache...

Day 23: I remain lost. The walls are of too great a stature for me to keep my bearings. Fortunately, I have found adequate sustenance to maintain my journey indefinitely: This maze is made of corn.

Ernest Saves Democracy

"sitting on your ass" Buddy, what else am I supposed to sit on?

Anyone need a USB cable from 2007? I have extra.

Skeetin my way to the bigtime.

monday comin'

What's up,

My AI agent ate my homework.

How many beers is too many to have before an HOA meeting?

I am unable to move. (Yea, I'm wearing banana pajama pants and a pink hoodie. Do something)

get lost!, high score screen, dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/72946/g...

Vinyl/Tape album format: Each side starts with a good song, the next two songs are ok, showing maybe a different approach to songwriting. Maybe a cool jam as the last song on the side. CD album format: 3 singles then filler. Digital album format: Seriously? Do you know how old I am?

*Mr. miyagi voice* Pants on, Pants off...

Do I just not like things any more or do all streaming services kinda suck?

Fuck someone posted a sleeping dog that looks like my sleeping dog but turned the replied of so I can't reply with a picture of my sleeping dog. Anguish.

When i bought a bunch of meat on sale to put in the freezer a while back, I didn't think it would become an appreciating asset.

FFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS! ¡!!!!!!! //!!!

Using AI agents to commit all my crimes because they always seem to act on their own, never reflecting on the user, and never have to face responsibility.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. But AI agents act on their own. 🤷 😔

7th Urkel of Hell.

Four o'clock is the new Five o'clock. (having a beer at 4:00)

Fuck a weighted blanket just bury me in concrete.

President Evil 2

Please, my thoughts and opinions... They're very sick.

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

Hungarian poster for ALIEN (1979) Directed by Ridley Scott Starring Sigourney Weaver - BOTD in 1949

Sleepy girl dog.

Where do I find those scissors they use in korean bbq restaurants that have like 10 inch blades? All the kitchen scissors are kind of short. The only big ones I can find are tailor shears. Are they just using those?

Y'all wanna say hi to my neighbors doggies? A golden retriever and two husky/Pomeranian puppies. Grey one didn't want to come over to the fence today. She's the shy one.

There are many ways to post badly. We must each find our own voice.

Is a trail cam worth it for a backyard? I've seen the same bobcat twice carrying its lunch and a coyote with half a tail multiple times. Neighbors have been spotting black bears.

Face ass, down up I think I'm confused as fuck.

I will take cooking over cleaning any day of the week. When you cook, your tools are KNIVES and FIRE and there's room for creativity.

Do you think Henry Rollins ever tried relaxing?

For like two weeks straight there was a guy here posting daily on Facebook marketplace selling "mushroom stickers" saying like "best quality" and "low prices" Haven't seen a post in a while. I hope he's having an ok time in jail...

Just think. You could go from happily sitting on the couch to shitting your brains out in 15 minutes just by hitting the order button.

Pre-bedtime pupdate: She snorin