Doug Simpson

Posting this inspirational scene for no particular reason. Did I mention that I ❤️ Chicago? youtu.be/N-1y-Acj0D8

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Here’s an idea: This Saturday, those of us who are unable to attend protests should fill our social media feeds with clips of military parades from other countries. So we can compare theirs to ours. For example : youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc

“How’s life Norm? “Well, the plot’s good but the ending sucks.” RIP George Wendt

So mister Art of the Deal, with the vast resources of the United States government at his bidding, was unable to negotiate the return of a single innocent man from the mighty El Salvador? Is that what we’re supposed to believe now?

It is morbidly fascinating to witness people abandon core constitutional principles, yet somehow still consider themselves patriots. Just going through the Bill of Rights, they seem willing to jettison Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6 and 8. All in service of one man who doesn’t give a shit about them.

Guys, have any of you heard of this old-fashioned term?

Do people understand what a colossal asshole you have to be to get these three countries to work together on anything?

For those keeping score, that’s zero drag queens, one priest and twelve Baptist and/or evangelicals.

Top FDA vaccine official resigns, citing RFK Jr’s “misinformation and lies.”

A reminder to those who say the Signal story is no big deal.

Current mood

Trump voters - Check your 401Ks and compare them to where they were at the end of January. How many eggs could you buy with what you've lost?

Cartoon by patbyrnes.bsky.social.

What 2025 feels like

3 time Trump voter, now fired -“Nobody that I’ve talked to understood the devastation that having this administration would do to our lives.” www.instagram.com/reel/DG7U6AR...

Donald Trump is lying to you.

Well there it is. Putin says “Jump,” Trump asks “How high?” Every. Time.

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Sunk in shame for this un-American administration and its cowardly enablers. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

He’s a predator, so he will always side with predators and say it’s the victim’s fault for resisting.

Honest question - Who is the leader of the free world now? Because it sure isn’t Trump.

The exchange between Trump, Vance and Zelenskyy in the Oval Office today in which our country attacked the victim in defense of a brutal aggressor has to be one of the most shameful moments in Modern American history.

RIP to a lifelong acting hero. Farewell Gene Hackman. Truly a giant talent and inspiration.

This subtitled cartoon is a perfect summary of where we are on Ukraine.

Perfect

Republicans it’s sad that you need to be told this but - The mortal enemy of your political enemy is not necessarily your friend.

Watch the full interview with @raskin.house.gov and subscribe to support independent progressive media:

Utter insanity. He actually seems to believe what he’s saying. America is so fucked. The world too.

#leavingmaga

I will accept The Gulf of America as a name if he changes his name to Donald J. Worstpresident.

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this."

Vive la resistance

Then they should stop supporting a racist.

We could have had stable, competent and compassionate government. Instead, the Nazis are partying like it's 1939 and we have to listen to this stupid jackhole fart out of his mouth for the next four years.

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

This was posted yesterday morning before the DCA crash. Prescient.