David S. Pumpkins

Newly added to the "Carolina's Greatest Hits" station playlist is "All Around the World" by Lisa Stansfield. I don't know if a song from 1990 counts as the '80s or the '90s, but I can undoubtedly say it's better than 99 percent of the songs from the 2020s.

Gonna be real awkward if Carolina still loses to State in football...

Seven days of early voting down, and the site with, by far, the lowest traffic is the new park in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where nobody lives. Who could have predicted closing the usual EV site closest to me at Green Road Park would cause this?

In the last two years Trump has now claimed the cognitive test he keeps taking has the following animals on it: - Lion - Bear - Giraffe - Snake - Alligator - Squirrel - Shark - Elephant - Horse - Tiger - Whale

I got lucky lol Wordle 1,947 2/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I love how North Carolina deciding to temporary suspend the gas tax coincides with a major hurricane threatening oil refineries in the Gulf of Mexico... a week before early voting. Just masterful work, y'all.

Carolina "fans" saying, "We covered the spread against Notre Dame! Moral victory!" while pretending that they didn't say the exact same thing 20 years ago when John Bunting got fired and Carolina ONLY lost 45-26 to fucking Charlie Weis.

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

The real takeaway from the idiotic "Choosin' Texas" article (an article about a song I've never heard before) is that Rolling Stone and Billboard are obsolete institutions. The music industry is pretty much on its death bed gasping its final rales.

And there you have it. Trump in the 20s.

The WRAL Severe Weather Center is SO sure there won't be any more 90s in September after next Monday, just as they were SO sure this Monday that it would not rain today 🤡

TWO IN ONE DAYIGAMI!

WE ARE SO BACKIGAMI CC: @thekenchilds.com

OMG the Durham Bulls had a perfect game thrown against them at home on Labor Day... CC: @thekenchilds.com

This is absolutely fucking insane, and every single person at this "traveling petting zoo" should be in jail. www.wral.com/news/local/r...

Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.

A rare two posts in one morning! Wordle 1,893 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Callaway Golf promoting domestic violence and Target promoting slavery. Huh, I don't think DEI was the problem...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJC...

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/

Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres. "That's not possible!" (Weird Al Yankovic, Linda Ronstadt, Pearl Jam)

Only greens lol Wordle 1,876 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Absolutely copy it.

Elon Musk is calling for the execution of the Economist editor who interviewed him. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

On August 4, when it is revealed that Mitch McConnell suddenly died, Parker's next "checking in" question will be "People don't actually believe we're in a dictatorship, right?"

While "Never There" by CAKE is a good song, it's probably not a good song to play when I'm trying to find something, Walmart.

I'm not even waiting until tomorrow to post the screenshot. Here it is.

WKIX (AM) in Raleigh was mentioned as one of the "Great Radio Stations" on the July 18, 1981 edition of American Top 40! I'm pretty sure I mentioned that once on Twitter before it became the Nazi website...

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

I was wondering why people were shooting off fireworks last night. Then, I found out Lindsey Graham died.

Just heard a TV reporter say ZIP code 27520 as "Twenty-seven five twenty," and I briefly wondered whether or not it was AI narration because nobody with a brain has ever said a ZIP code like that.

Six runs for the six colors on the original pride flag. A touching tribute by Landen Roupp on the final day of pride month.

Kinda sorta not good for the NWS website to go down...

Solved with only greens! Wordle 1,834 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

A pretty funny word for Father's Day tbh Wordle 1,828 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

AI failing once again!

Man Watching World Cup Thought He Would’ve Seen More Bicycle Kicks By Now https://theonion.com/man-watching-world-cup-thought-he-would-ve-seen-more-bi-1819576639/

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao