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Later tonight, the Scooby Doo gang is going to find the real officiating crew in their underwear tied up in Ford Field's basement.

wait a democrat is polling +3 in montana’s congressional race and he is a smokejumper that looks like this? why has no one told the thirsty masses?

Report from Michigan: Mailed my ballot on Saturday, October 17th. Received my "ballot-received" confirmation email on Tuesday, October 20th. Now to cross all my fingers and toes for the next two weeks.

I've been off X for about a year, and I now source all my rockets locally. Eat that, Elon!

Who is Trump's Grima Wormtongue? Who's suggesting Gulf of America or Lake America or super intelligence? Who among his inner-circle is the shit-stirrer planting these inane little ideas (but ultimately big flexes) in his addled mind?

A while back, I asked my staff to help me film more videos to communicate more directly with the people I represent. The good news is it’s working. The bad news is they saved all the footage. Roll the outtakes.

Countdown to $4.20 per gallon gas and half the country thanking Trump...

Mike Rogers touting Canada's socialized medicine!

We support The Mitch McConnell Act

Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"

Trump's war makes us increasingly vulnerable to drone attack on the continental U.S.

MSM reporting on the guy who rushed Amy Acton emphasizing that he had two guns "but did not brandish them". So, kinda like Alex Pretti?

11 of the people named managed to outlive Tim. youtu.be/kXPCsaO_55o?...

Has Andy Beshear followed up on his sternly worded Mitch McConnell letter? Like, in a tangible way? @andybeshearky.bsky.social

Who the f*ck granted Meta permission to use this masterpiece? youtu.be/2ObjtVdsV3I?...

"Ryan Fox is on the run" -- Mike Tirico giving props to Sweet youtu.be/qBdFA6sI6-8?...

Interesting that legacy media loves to talk about wildfire smoke and cyclosporiasis, but not so much about how human-caused climate change is exacerbating both.

In Trumpmerica, testosterone is just a broad term for man-making serum. You can bet that Hegseth would be more than happy to provide soldiers with full-blown anabolic steroids.

Houghton-Hancock in Michigan's upper peninsula. Monday morning vs. today. Wildfire smoke from Minnesota and Ontario. Earth is burning, yet Trump declares war on renewable energy.

Let me open Platnersky to see what interesting Platner people are Platnering about. Fuckin hell, man...

@kenjennings.bsky.social would you have accepted Gulf of America?

Denzel hunting down the leader of the child exploitation ring in Man on Fire

An ICE goon pulled a gun on a New York teenager and beats him. However, they realized they had the wrong person and abandoned him injured far from home.

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This child will grow up armless, but please tell me how loving your pittie is

Declaring that no quarter will be given unequivocally violates international humanitarian law. Indeed, ordering that no quarter will be given, threatening an adversary therewith or conducting hostilities on this basis is prohibited and constitutes a war crime.

Impeached twice, on charges of abuse of power and incitement of insurrection. Never forget.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Note the disclaimer at the start of the Trump Fannie Mae commercial. He could NEVER follow a script for 60 consecutive seconds.

Predicting that this week we’ll hear more conciliatory words from the Administration regarding Minnesota (since they’re starting to realize that ICE has become politically toxic) but everyone outside of Minnesota needs to know that nothing on the ground has changed.

What's crazy is that a Harris presidency was entirely possible. Instead, we decided to incinerate the constitution and plunge the United States into a death-spiral.

This is exactly what I’m saying. The Philadelphia district attorney, Larry Krasner. 👇

Armed anti-mask protestors inside the Michigan Capitol Building. None of the state troopers are pepper-spraying them or disarming them or shooting them.

I would wager that actual police, nationwide, arrest at least 10 armed people per day and do not execute them because of it.

Carrying a firearm in the United States of America, either lawfully or unlawfully, is not punishable by street execution.

Facts matter

Hey Illinois and beyond, meet Raja Krishnamoorthi @rajaforil.bsky.social

“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.” -G.K. Chesterton This applies to anyone who dons a uniform in service to others.

Remember when something like this happening anywhere was unthinkable?

Cosplay cowgirl is a soulless ghoul

Jan. 6, 2021:

Many people are saying he's already locked up this year's prize.