Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert

Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert

@drfunkin.bsky.social

Actually just three shitposts in a floral print. Abenaki Heritage. Agender Adonis. Pronouns: Any. Profile pic by @jeffpennington.art Wrestlesplania Hunk of the Year

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Vulture@vulture.com

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

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it's hard to describe to young folks how cool airbnb was when it first launched. just weirdos and spare rooms for like twenty bucks. we stayed at a guy's house in oregon who was a "bear safety expert" and when we asked him what to do if a bear attacked you he replied, completely seriously "i dunno."

Caroline Haskins@carolinehaskins.bsky.social

Airbnb is banning its hosts from making guests do things like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” The hosts....are not taking it well: www.wired.com/story/airbnb...

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inventor of the blu-ray and blu-ray player has discontinued their industry leading product, the blu-ray

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

'Sony reportedly exits UHD Blu-ray player market' www.flatpanelshd.com/news.php?sub... 'Sony Japan has discontinued its last remaining UHD Blu-ray player, UBP-X700/K, seemingly marking the company's exit.'

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There should be some kind of calculator where whenever a billionaire donates some amount of money, you can quickly what percentage that is of their net worth, apply it to your own net worth and see how much of a sacrifice it actually is

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please stop replying to game devs saying things like "well look on the bright side those laid off devs can start their own indie studios now" because eventually one of us is going to snap and "WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY" would be a shitty last thing to hear before you die

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What's funny/not funny about all this is their "porn teaches young people bad things" spiel (they used an alleged account of a 14yo asking about it) is that they admit their age verification measures don't work. They're just piling on increasingly broken restrictions on consensual adult activity

Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social

The UK's sold their antiporn law as banning choking and strangulation and then offered definitions that basically criminalizes oral sex. www.gov.uk/guidance/cri...

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the Brutal Horror vs. Cozy Horror thing is silly because the question is: is it done well or is it done poorly it's how you can be like yeah, i love TETSUO: THE IRON MAN and i also love ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE. on account of they're good

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BioWare was not closed because their games were queer, or bad, or rushed, or too ambitious or anything else. They were closed because EA is trying to raise their bottom line by a couple percentage points and that always comes at the expense of the people who's labour is already being exploited.

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See now we're fucking talking One of the only weapons we wield in this fight is our money and attendance, and if everyone involved with an event says "I'm not going unless you stop using AI" there's only two outcomes: *No AI or No Convention* Conventions are made by and for the community

dexerto.comFighting game legend SonicFox pulls out of gaming event over AI-generated art - DexertoThe competitor was advertised as a special guest at Nexcon 2026, taking place November 14–15 in Norman, Oklahoma.

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There is something so soul crushing about creating art that pushes the needle in the games industry, only to be thanked by using the capital gained from said art to push the ones who created it out of a job.

Aftermath@aftermath.site

Electronic Arts closing BioWare, laying off hundreds: aftermath.site/electronic-art...

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it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

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Hey I heard bioware got killed and it has me thinking about the Mass effect your love had on me I dont wanna start a Inquisition but I think you should investigate the Origins of our relationship. Please call me back Knights of the old republic

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if you're wondering when the worst time to record a podcast is if you're a gaming site: the last 30 minutes

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buddy you gotta get in on the ground floor of the nathan fielder backlash. gotta start talking about how you never liked him and how he's a secret manipulator and how he should tell the truth and be nice isntead of making things up. it's gonna be huge

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As someone who needs a translator for whatever the tech people are talking about, this was quite helpful as an explanation

between the catastrophic PHP vuln and the intermediate cert vuln and AI models that can turn a proof of concept into a bot net in like 10mins we’re in for a wild 24 hours

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God though, whenever you think about kids having shitty humor, you really do gotta go back and watch the original All Your Base video. You need to do that and remember that it deranged the internet for like 6 months at least.

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"Everywhere else is using it!" is so funny like yes, everywhere else is using AI and if its at all user facing it's pretty hated there too. It's just easier for shit like social media sites to get away with because we all already hate them, compared to games where we try like some developers!

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#Pokemon #Pokemonart #pokemonfanart #corsola #galariancorsola #Cursola

Science Magazine@science.org

Researchers in #ScienceAdvances have demonstrated that brief physical contact between healthy and bleached coral can restore algae to the bleached coral, leading to their full recovery. https://scim.ag/4ilLAZq

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broke a man the first time i told him this. He came up to me and said "I just don't like tattoos" and I said "well, I'm not trying to have sex with You" and I saw something permanently rotate inside him

thank u, hexed@lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social

"men don't like short hair" "men don't like tattoos" "you'd be prettier if you lost weight" sir, let's get on the same page: I am not trying to fuck you

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Last I'll post about this, but Elon Musk disagrees with me. This means I am onto something, and I feel more valid in my opinion than ever.

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Replying to @kayin.moe

There's always been a happy medium between "don't become a source of free labor" and "do some shit for the experience, to be a nice or cool guy, or even just for the sake of it once in awhile because not everything needs to be for the grind."

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Absolute jaw-dropping snide, sniggering rudeness here. Your reminder that the billionaires are very much not on our side.

Kenney@kenney.nl

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One of the dopest things about Sonic the Hedgehog is they said “Wouldn’t it be sick if we ripped offa Dragon Ball Z?” and they were super right