jeb haunted haus

a little friday song, “If I were the richest man in the world”

see your "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." and raise you "Any question that asks if Marissa Mayer can fix something can be answered by the word no."

Mail-In Voting Pro Tip: if you slip $50 in with your ballot, they have to count your vote twice #vpte #ivoted #democrancy

ball 2 just dropped!! -me at 13 yo

god I fucked up, I don’t know how I’m gonna get out of this one (was craving fudge, made fudge, now I’m eating too much fudge)

I’m so fuckeing sick of WOKE

this clip is a perfect loop, so hit play and leave this on for a few hours so J can inspire you to always feed that internal in us because that why is gonna define you

🎶 You say BJ I say blowjay You say give brain I say get dome Sloppy, toppy Slurpin, salami Let’s suck each other off

uhhhh yeah can I get the Milk 2?

𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐈𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 @onthisdayinhistory 11 September // Look… I know what day it is, but I can’t just post about that every year

its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget

its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget

Today’s the first day of No Beat Kirktemper. I am taking the pledge not to masturbate for the rest of the month, in honor of Charlie who no longer can 🫡😭🦅

MATRIX FACT #219, September 4th 2026: The word "neo" comes from the Greek word "néos" which means "new, young, or recent." The Wachowskis decided to name their main character "Neo" as a wink to the audience because when the film came out in 1999, it was a new movie.

i had to go back and forth because at first i thought Seb's face changed in the last panel, but i guess it's just one of those optical illusions where an object looks different based on it's surrounding context

Every time I see this poster, this is all I can think of

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fellas, GET READY

Ian K. Did You Know The Hollywood sign Now Call Larry Wood.

please don't put in the newspaper that doctors are "sounding the alarm" about my weight

gonna start ordering the AI food and demanding my money back when it doesn't look horribly infected like the picture

damn Nancy!!

sign me up!

mommy used to cover her face and disappear, I wonder why she stopped doing that?

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

people can be so myopic on here. the parasite that causes the diarrhea is never going to see what you’re posting, but your friends who love to be on the toilet might.

so glad to hear he's okay but he still needs our prayers!! 🙏🙏🙏

wheeellll wouldnt’ ya know it, ol lindsey got his head stuck’n a beehive a’gin and this time he lost. I tol that boy to stop tryn t’ lick the bees, I said as my pappy’d say, the stingin ain’t worth the honey, no sir. damn shame

a good film should hold up a mirror, but not to society, just to me, so I can look at myself

so this is why their skin looks so good

the poster's throne

I know we all like to joke but I believe the original grogu did actually die (sucked into an escalator and turned to jelly) and Disney replaced him for this movie. if they can do it with air bud they can do it with grogu

god you think that the young ones are gonna stand up for their values and what's right and reject this toxic celebrity culture, and then you see them do shit like this 🙄

so sad to report that rudy guliani has past away. the hospital staff brought the therapy grogu in to see him and it unhinged its jaw and latched on to rudy's head, thinking it was a delicious frog. the nurse hit grogu with the defibrillator to get him off and it fried both of their brains. RIP x2

sitting in my throne in the great hall, the jester is out making the entire court laugh by making fart sounds and falling over. i silence the crowd with a cry of "why doest this fool not speaketh of the famine in the lowlands?" and summon the executioner

look at this vid isn't it neat? moaning white man pouring hot sauce on feet

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click bait is when i tell my friends "adam sandler made the perfect time travel movie"

me: the four guys in the Beatles were all such unique and talented songwriters my friend who has only seen the movie Yesterday and wasn’t really even paying attention: you mean the one guy?

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz!!

never wanted to spin a wheel more