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Mon Mothma said what needed to be said in opposition to an evil, authoritarian regime.

Black conservative TikTok creator has no idea why she was booted from a Paxton campaign event. This mystery may never be solved.

He wasn't punched in the face, but this little twerp got an unenviable ass kicking in front of the whole world.

Fuck Zuck.

They're turning into monsters right before our eyes!

Well, "Breaking News", fuck you for disappointing me yet again.

I mean. This. Here.

I still haven't gotten over losing Firefly. Imagine how it must feel to a creature who never forgets!

After getting crazy amounts of scam robocalls, I found out my service has a Scam Blocker function. Why isn't this enabled by default? Why did I have to dig so deep in my settings to find this function?

Bought a bottle of anti flea & tick spray for our kitties. Who's dumber? Them for putting a product FOR CATS in a spray bottle? Or me, who bought flea and tick control FOR CATS in a spray bottle? I feel kind of stupid, either way.

Seven or eight Hallowe'ens ago, we gave trick or treaters a choice between packets of ramen noodles or candy. The ramen disappeared way before the candy.

Same, sandwich board. Same.

The photo selection was no accident.

Whether you're a fan of Five Guys fries or not, you have to appreciate that they give you a whole field of potatoes in every bag.

A tyrannical dictator, when faced with imminent defeat, vows to take everyone with him. Dunno why I'm bringing this up now.

"No carbs! No sugar! You eat NOTHING before the procedure!" Procedure is done. I go home and I make a turkey sandwich. The turkey sandwich was celebrated.

"You did WHAT with a TARG?"

When America voted for Ronald Reagan in 1980, it was for the warm, kindly, cheerful grandpa figure who would give us a big old hug and tell us it was going to be all right. And as he was hugging us, he picked our pocket with one hand and jammed his thumb up our butthole with the other. Anyway.

Many of our grandparents and great grandparents gave up everything to defeat a fascist and murderous Axis alliance. We mustn't let their sacrifices go in vain. Get out there and make your voice heard. Protest. Vote. Do it for them. But most importantly for us and our future.

Happy Caturday! Our 12 year old orange tabby hasn't enjoyed having two younger rascals in the house. But little by little, the hissing and growling has given way to a detente of sorts. I'm hoping they all might be good buddies one day. #cats #caturday

Rush! Even from the nosebleed seats, I don't know when I've enjoyed a concert performance this much. The pre-show rainbow was a sign of great things to follow.

Maybe it's time, after all, to consider strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis of government?

My response would have been "Mind your own fucking business." Well answered, sir.

I know I'm in San Antonio, but I feel like it shouldn't be a hundred degrees on the equinox.

They know precisely how many llamas Kash Patel has in his harem. Including which one is his favorite.

Freedom isn't free. Then again, neither are $1K VIP tickets.

I was going to make a quip at the gift shop about Alamo basement merch. Turns out they were already in on the joke.

BA DEE YA to all my Bluesky friends!

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Beat WordleBot today. WordleBot had the gall to tell me I could have been more efficient with the dumbest possible suggested word. Go suck an egg, bot.

FANTASY: Connect your phone to your PC desktop for quicker, easier messaging REALITY: Endless "Your 15% code at the Galaxy Store expires soon!" notifications on your desktop

People like to dump on Disney Star Wars these days. But here I am watching the Mandalorian and Grogu, with live action Zeb Orrelios pounding stormtroopers with his bo-rifle. I know this is fan service, and frankly, I don't give a fuck. I still love it and I'm grateful it exists.

How it started in June versus how it's going in September. They grow so fast!

This regime loves to persecute citizens who (they claim) assault federal officers. I suggest it's time to persecute federal officers who assault citizens.

I hope Coyote Vs. Acme is the start of something cool for Looney Tunes in the 2020s. Go see it!

If I was working a convenience store and James Talarico came in to buy beer, I'd card him. (Go watch the Kimmel interview if you haven't already!)

"He's getting better!" "For, since her own father who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him...." *stabbing noises* Thought of that for some reason.

I just rediscovered my line of DVD movies that have been sitting on a bottom shelf, which includes movies that were never released on Blu-Ray. Dogma and Pink Floyd's The Wall are two that I hadn't watched in decades. With a decent upscaler, a lot of them look great and sound amazing.

Reminder to everyone who this asshole is. Release the fucking files.

Don't trust Google.

That moment Google became icky will live in infamy.

Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.

I use "y'all". Not because I am being folksy or whatever bullshit, but because it's THE shorthand catch-all for any mixture of any group of any composition of people. It was my greatest discovery moving from the Midwest to the South, and remains so to this day. #yall #fym

All my pets' names now end in "-othy" when I say them out loud. Dezothy. Roxothy. Newsothy. Tipsothy. It feels sort of like magic.