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the "2weeks" thing again?

High level Republicans will be speaking with Mitch this evening...at the seance.

He really means it this time!

That's terrifying news!

Dream on, Kentucky Governor and constituents 🤔

Too little too late.

Andy Beshear is most definitely not a Republican. WTF Forbes??

The guy has been dead for months

One more time, he's dead and cremated, so his remains can't be examined.

Where will he return, the rotunda?

He’s been dead. What we need is to demolish and outlaw the criminal syndicate posing as the Republican Party

Only Jesus can back from the dead.

Andy all you have to do is go to the morgue, pull out draw 11, and ask him yourself. It’s the only explanation for his disappearance.

he’s a vegetable.

next week has come and gone.

Whatever... these deadlines don't really mean anything

But the question is whether he comes back vertically or horizontally.

Spoiler alert: He won't. I wonder if they're just keeping him in a freezer.

He’s not coming back next week… 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Surprised they didn't say "Two Weeks". 🤣 Willing to bet he doesn't come back in a week, or ever...

Classic.

I have to say that if that happens I will be astounded. I'd give it. 90/10 chance of that happening.

Gov. Beshear is a Democrat, you guys can't even get basic facts right.

He owed ths 3 months ago.

McConnell owes the American people an explanation no matter when he comes back. His absence is an obscenity.

You mean, like Jesus did?

The dead don't come back

Is the office Necromancer back from his annual leave?

Fk you beshear you should have handled this weeks ago you weak kneed pos

Might be a tad difficult from where he is🤨

Funny, McConnell NEVER owes ANYONE an explanation. #MerrickGarland

This is getting f*cking ridiculous! But that'll sure be one hell of a trick! First senator in US history to return from the dead! I wonder if he'll bring Lady G as his +1?

Democratic governor!!! Get it right

Stinky.

With FANGS and a CAPE and smelling rather mildewy.

Guess they finally found an accurate body double.

Bull the GOP Senators should be doing that

What is the GOP doing they are in power

Oh no. I’m with you. Burn it all down. While they sleep. No trials no dodges no trickery. Righteous justice in a blinding strike that reforms all over night a builds form the ground up. I’m talking Viva!

Damn, this old fossil is at the point of no return.

He’ll need a medium and a ouija board for that to work

Elected officials owe transparency, not radio silence. Demand for McConnell to explain his Senate absence goes beyond party lines—it’s about public accountability. If you can't show up or justify your absence, you shouldn't hold a seat.

Gov. Breshear is a Democrat.

Blah blah blah. He is all talk

Salary refund required for missed time due to be MIA or doa

Please take samples to make sure he’s human and not A.I.

He needs to retire, but he's against trump so. You know it's like eh.

Wait aren’t you Governor? This is why Republicans are able to ignore multiple laws & do whatever they want Poor Andy, just a helpless guy on the sidelines between law breakers & their victims. His formal letters demanding verified evidence McConnell is alive go unanswered, so let’s wait and see?

I was not aware you could commute to work on one of these

Now that is a strongly worded statement.

Oh wow @govandybeshear.bsky.social playin hardball

Look, and it says September 14, 2026. #NAFOMAGAtmemes

Why in the hell is everyone playing their tricks? He's gone. He's been gone since June 14, 2026. His photo was the reason I knew they were deleting METADATA, scrubbing the internet, re-writing the info, and flooding the zone with misinformation.

McConnell owes an explanation to the American people RIGHT NOW (p.s. Gov. Andy Beshear is a democrat)

Kalshi anybody?

How does that look?

And if he doesn't return next week?

Beshear is a major disappointment 😞

They need time to plan the funeral.

HE HAS RISEN!?!?!?!? ITS A KENTUCKY EASTER!!!!

That’s progress. It used to be “in #twoweeks.”

Hold them to that

Contact him directly here:

Did Andy Beshear change parties? The fuck kind of dumbass error is this, @forbes.com?

Uhh, yo, Forbes ... Andy Beshear is a Democrat. You kind of need to get that part right.

The explanation is that the GOP spoofed Beshear when Beshear could have named a replacement for the deceased senator. Instead more dem timidity stopped dema in their tracks once again.

Somebody should tell @forbes.com that Andy Beshear is a Democrat.

Blah blah blah . Not one person has seen or heard from him . You’re the fucking governor. So you have no power ?

Lazarus, the only one who has ever resurrected from the dead, is the subject of speculation. Will he be the next to defy death, or will we be informed that he has simply passed away?

Really Andy?!? Those are pretty tough words!

Fuck Beshear! What a wimp! Let’s hope this is the end of any POTUS blather about this weakling

or what andy? OR WHAT? exactly!! fucking nothing. just worthless talk. he should have been replaced months ago.

hewill show up with the cheques ina small vial as dust

Andy beshear is like charlie brown With the football

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Exactly how many chances is Beshear going to give him?!? It’s such weak sauce…vote Beshear out as soon as you have a chance

Mitch can't speak for himself... But not to worry...Gop will accept AI generated slop.

Is he going to rise again then

Reanimators working overtime

I thought that dumOld t.Rump said Mitch would be back in two weeks.

Week end with Bernie.

D e m o c r a t i c Governor. Bring your kid to work day at Forbes?

Bring a shovel.

It’s worse than that. He’s dead Jim

Knock knock i would like to speak to 🐢

I think Scott Jennings has some explaining to do

Ghosts usually don't show up until Halloween.

Weekend at Mitch's.

He’s fucking dead. Prove me wrong. My apologies, that would require an ounce of journalistic effort. Silly me.

Usually sloppy ineffective way of dealing with unreasonable Republican horseshit.

This country is now ridiculous.

He dead. Even if he's alive, he's as good as dead (brain dead, or comatose). There's no other explanation.

Came to say same!

I like Beshear.

And what will the governor say next week? Just more of this? The man is dead. There has to be someone with knowledge about this. Where are the investigating reporters? This is true crime. Let's go.

no twitch mitch

Way to draw the line. Not.

Staff also said they expect McConnell will return with a fully costed, better than Obamacare healthcare plan.

Forbes seems to need a fact checker. Isn’t that guy a Democrat? If he was a Republican they would have declared him dead weeks ago.

Rino

lol

Oh Andy. Quit complaining. You could have sent the Kentucky State Police to do a wellness check on Mitch a long time ago. #performancePolitician

What if he came back today he's going to owe us a really good lie

Lol "owes an explanation" No Andy he owes his job I would never have been able to disappear from my job My boss not know wht's going on with me for months & keep that job The American ppl are the bosses we pay the gov salaries they're not donating their time & we don't know wht Mitch's deal is

Umm. Beshear is a Dem. If he's Governor and HE can't find out--- I mean. Seriously! Why is EVERYTHING there such a shitshow? Can't even get the political party of a Governor correct? OR--- do these people know something?

They owe one regardless. Utterly unacceptable!

Beshear is the definition of why people think Democrats are weak.

Hard to come back when you are ashes 😂😂😂

dead people do not talk

Andy is a Democrat.

He's dead, 100%

His explanation: "Hrrrr....rraaaggghh...srrrrsss..."

*Senate *

Is there a strongly written letter about this?

He has 40 staff members covering up for him.