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After exploiting a young woman's rape for his personal gain, Vivek Ramaswamy must write an essay and submit it to Cornell.

This totally isn't true (it is)

snap elections imply the existence of crackle elections and pop elections

Ah yes, the days when trademark infringement in DOS games was cool and common. (Jill of the Jungle by Epic Megagames, 1992)

Yoooooo the full registered version of Jill of the Jungle is available for free on GOG Guess what I've been playing for the last hour!

So I guess don't count on account age alone saving you, Discord is not convinced I'm an adult in spite of my account being over 8 years old

for a people who spend so much time talking about dog whistles lefties sure aren't very good at realizing when we're the dogs

IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CUDDLE PLUSH AND I'M ALL OUTTA PLUSH

ah yes, the yield sign goes AFTER the crosswalk

Only the finest urban transit design from Calgary

It is time

Well I'm on the Downeaster, Alexa

So I'm in Boston and every time I get on a green line train and tap the reader by the door, the screen turns red and says "Tap CharlieCard on farebox" But the farebox by the driver is switched off and does nothing when you tap it. I see Cubic is being Cubic.

An Irish mobster in need Hired a trained assassin - a Swede. The Swede got in his car But didn't get far. He crashed ere he did the deed.

So apparently IMDb is now automatically creating accounts for users without their consent if you visit the site on a browser that is logged into an Amazon account (It uses your Amazon login and automatically links it). These tech companies are fucking out of control.

Performance art thehill.com/policy/techn...

Streisand effect, bitches

Since people are flipping out, something y'all need to understand: Horses didn't exist in North America before Europeans brought them here. They're an invasive species. BLM has also been capturing them and sending them off to get slaughtered for quite some time, it isn't something Trump started.

What type of boat do you buy if you're filthy rich but want there to be conditions on your boating? A ca-ve-yacht

Specifically to prevent recurrence in people who've already had it, not for broad use to stop people from getting melanoma in the first place, but still a positive development. And if it can work for melanoma it can probably work for other types of cancer too, expect more R&D here

I wonder if something special happens if you visit a Wells Fargo in both Wells, NV and Fargo, ND

The return of Ceiling Cat

Water? I'd tap that

Waiting for Godot to come Wishing I had strength to stand This is not what I had planned

Oh now all of a sudden he's concerned enough to make a figleaf request to "review" it. How about pulling the plug on the fascism-enabling surveillance. www.wfsb.com/2026/08/07/g...

It's been 28 years, the vengabus isn't coming. Another failure of public transport.

Hi what the fuck people are going to die because of this

An autistic man’s train journey has unexpectedly changed, leading to the sort of ironic suffering normally reserved for an episode of The Twilight Zone, sources have revealed.

So my wife mentions there's a movie coming out where a woman marries a dude made out of wicker (like the basket material). And of course in response to this I start singing "The Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden. I have no interest in seeing this movie but they're doing it wrong if that song is not in it.

Seems Hungary is kinda Thirsaty apnews.com/article/hung...

Things I can now say I have done: typed "rm -rf *" into a Terminal while I had an external backup drive plugged in. Don't worry, nothing bad happened, I had already navigated to a specific directory I was seeking to cleanse before doing this. And yes I took a gooood look at that before I hit enter.

Ok what This feels like an April Fools post but it's July We're just not going to have ULCCs anymore are we

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I need everyone freaking out about air quality to understand that chronic somewhat elevated levels of PM2.5 are far worse for public health than occasional tranisient really high levels. Diesel exhaust is making more people sick than wildfire smoke is.

Whoever decided the default setting on phones should be for selfie photos to be saved backwards is a war criminal

Related to the previous post, shout out to anyone who used to think "automatic" was also a fancy word for "black". After all the font color in word processing programs would default to "automatic", but the text was clearly black, so...

As a kid I used to think "plu" was another word for fruit. After all all the fruits at the grocery store had stickers on them that prominently said "PLU" and then had a 4-digit number in smaller text, so logically...

Another achievement of the day: rode a BMT D-Series train from Court St to Hoyt-Schermerhorn and back. It has not been possible to ride between these two stations in regular service since 1946.

Score I managed to catch one of these!

It's 85 degrees Fahrenheit (29C) with 65% humidity at 2 AM and I would like to wish everyone who poo poos air conditioning a very "eat this". (we have central AC, we're good)