evil baby ✨🔵

i don't really have strong feelings for or against a ban on foie gras but it does feel like a way for people who eat meat to clear their conscience and that kinda gives me the ick

what they put those ducks through is awful and also it's probably no worse than the experience of every chicken you've ever eaten

"i got a skunk in my trunk" sounds like some type of innuendo but i mean it extremely literally

this is true but the things that have gotten worse make it hard to appreciate those gains like it's nice that my car has a backup camera but also i have less rights than i did 10 years ago. and i'm pretty privileged

also rivers don't catch on fire anymore so that's cool. but they are trying to bring that back tho (talking about america idk other countries)

this is true but the things that have gotten worse make it hard to appreciate those gains like it's nice that my car has a backup camera but also i have less rights than i did 10 years ago. and i'm pretty privileged

it's very funny that airbnb landlords treat their rentals as nothing more than a business transaction and get mad when their customers reciprocate that behavior

still have that battery and no idea when i'll use it but every time i see it i remember how much i hate landlords ♥️

it's very funny that airbnb landlords treat their rentals as nothing more than a business transaction and get mad when their customers reciprocate that behavior

if you are nice and friendly and helpful, i will be too. if something runs out, i'll probably replace it and leave it. if it's apparent you're trying to siphon every possible dollar out of this rental at the expense of my comfort.. why would you expect me to treat this like it's your "home" lol

every day that i wake up and read the headlines and don't go skydiving without a parachute out i should get $10,000

what do you mean the CEO of google had to explain to the president that he can't rename the ocean. what the fuck are you talking about. WTF R U TALKIN ABOUT

black bean grilled cheese burrito sub potatoes for rice is so fire