DuR

James and his peach are gonna be pissed when they find out New Yorkers say they live in the big apple

Bart Silksong

Resident evil movie was great, sucks that it’s not gonna come out on disc

Coworker walked up and asked “Are you interested in women? Like at all”????

Said my favourite colour was purple to a coworker and he said I looked purple

When you go in for a kiss and she starts sucking on your uvula

Went to a sports bar and when one of the players got injured every single person stopped eating and got on one knee???

Writing letters mid-coitus, call that wordplay

I have a new theory.

The spinach in popeye was a metaphor for steroids

Heavily requested Birdbrain and my gamedev partner keeps putting on Jamie Paige albums during sessions which I really liked

Toby fox adding real shit to his games

If Slenderman was a doctor would he want me to collect his pagers

Genuinely insane how in America a person who is untrained and armed can break into your house and if you even yell at them YOU get in trouble

What if instead of JFK he was GayFK and instead of getting his head blown off he gave head

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I may have found a way to unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64."

Why are cans ribbed? Whose pleasure is it for?

i drew jax :3

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

joker origin story: bitten by a radioactive comedian at open mic night

"this shit is so horses" is laying me out dude i can't stop thinking about how funny of a sentence it is. cellar door of declaring something sucks

Every time I eat a Cheeto I look at the shape to see if I could sell it

Who is lossless and why are they collaborating so much on Spotify

What if instead of drumroll please and slapping their knees they said cumroll please and started jorking it

How many lesbians named Yuri are there?

TikTok has to be genuinely horrible to my health why tf do I start shaking and get filled with glee after using it. What are they putting in ts??

Ugh, I’m molting again.

Let me unplug some life support, I gotta get a good K/D ratio

She trick on my Halloween till I treat

Rest in peace Ted Nivison

“Keep your head up” NO I’M LOOKING DOWN SO I DON’T TRIP!

Ya’ll are cowards with your vapes, huff car exhaust like a real man

Sans was my gay awakening, like I had suspicions before, but I had a dream I kissed him and was like “Oh, maybe I like men”

You would not BELIEVE what safety scissors can do

I cannot be trusted with sharp objects, you hand me something that even remotely looks sharp the first thing I’m doing is seeing if it can cut skin

Drugs are good for you and you should do them, you should also drink and drive

i’m going through changes

🦕❤️🦖 --- #BlaireArt #Inktober #BVTInktober #Art #OC #Vtuber #Vartist

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

tem make cake (carrot)

If you don’t use E on a tier list you’re a coward and a fraud

Teto