Dusty Lee 💦🥩

Candy is dandy but #Wicker will...

Two things: 1. #Wicker is an excellent movie. Go see it immediately. 2. For the love of God, white men, please THINK and PLAN extremely carefully before you attempt a sexy Halloween costume and end up in unintentional brown face.

[Two Opticians getting married] Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?

No one whines about the off-season more than baseball fans but there is NEVER NOT BASEBALL.

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

I've really been meaning to find time to draw the pride flag in anime style, but it just hasn't fit into my busy schedule. Thanks for taking that off my plate, AI!

Not really a fan of the way college football has become a quasi-pro mercenary league over the last decade because it robs schools of their tradition and character. But a 56-yard gain ending in penalties and a missed medium-range field goal against Temple? That's Penn State football baybeee!

gotta bring this classic over here

if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench

It’s crazy that after thousands of years of human civilisation we still don’t know what causes solar eclipses

Bluesky is the official app of sports.

Going to a wedding tonight. Before we left the house, I held my beautiful wife in my arms, looked into her eyes and said the same ten words I've said before every wedding we've attended since our own..."If there's a raw bar I'm going to embarrass you."

@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social you always say Project Runway never launched a successful fashion career but this Christian Siriano light-up plastic haunted mirror I found at TJ Maxx says otherwise...

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

Ladies and gentlemen, my twenties....except I couldn't even play guitar

I hated QR codes when they came out and still do. Make a short URL. It takes less time to type in a 10 character URL than it does to open your camera app and focus it right, and you still get just the same mad when it doesn't work

The skeet I'm reskeeting asks for WRONG answers. I must humbly submit the RIGHT answer.

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

I love when my city gets weird. This is so much more quintessentially American than that sad spectacle in DC and Franklin himself would have fucking LOVED it

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

Watched the first three episodes of The Bear season 5 then wanted something a little less stressful so I jammed sewing needles under all my fingernails and read the Wikipedia article about SIDS.

Have they considered reading the textbook and actually attending class?

While I am not a father I just singed off about four inches of forearm hair lighting a grill in a stupid way so I feel like that counts.

Jun 19th 1987 - The Earth passed through the tail of the comet Rhea-M, causing machines to come alive. 📽️📅 Maximum Overdrive (1986)

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

art by @squeatly.bsky.social ! 😍

Weird at last, weird at last! God almighty, weird at last! Happy 14 years to @nightvaleradio.bsky.social! A truly iconic, legendary, and very real radio show from a little desert town, way out there. 💜 👁️ Topa.to/WTNV | weclometonightvale.com 👁️

Tubthumper by Chumbawamba Yes, I know. Listen to the album start to finish. Listen to it start to finish on a run and you'll break three different personal records without even feeling it. Shhhhh, shhhhh...... Just listen to the album.

It’s time to Mandalorian and GOgu to the polls

Tomato Pie is revolting and Philly should be ashamed of it. (If you don't know what Philly-area Tomato Pie is, just imagine you take all the ingredients for a Sicilian pizza and just do the worst things imaginable with them)

"Where we're going we won't need eyes!"

From Washington to the Local Wawa: How It Feels as an Immigrant in Bucks County | Regardless of where people stand politically, it’s hard to ignore how much closer national tension feels now, writes Olcay Ayata.

15 best movies; don't think about it too hard! An American WW in London The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Moon Kill Bill vol. 2 Jurassic Park Muppet Christmas Carol Tombstone Empire Strikes Back Snatch Monty Python Holy Grail PotC Black Pearl Dr Strangelove Hunt for Red October Clue Tremors

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