david van duzer

first assume a countably infinite number of vending machines

un burrito lengua especial

i too am a bog standard factory model

Not “that gives me a place to start.” Not “that’s terrible, do you know anything about my daughter?” Not even “eh, good enough, it’s Miller time.” She thought it was perfect

i'm at the THE HOME DEPOT i'm at the combination THE HOME DEPOT and

hey @katie.bzky.team do you know the time?

i accidentally broke instagram trying to post your recent cameo to my insta close friends list @marawilson.bsky.social

if you are a business using AI in your marketing, allow me to recommend the deft maneuver of clarifying that you mean Assistive Intelligence, intended to augment living human activity

i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight

FOUND: Waldo

"go you huskies"

where is my damn Pulitzer

DM me for the rest of the pic

if Beck were to write that song today, i like to think he'd call it Two iPhones and a C-Clamp

*bill maher deadpan* hello penn.

i hereby issue a challenge to @huwupy.kawaii.social to listen to the @tmbg.bsky.social song "Bloodmobile" and decide whether the Japanese cartoon Cells At Work was inspired by the prior art. (You can ask your mom for help on this one, buddy. Hi huwupy's mom! 👋🏻)

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this is sadly "old news" to those of us who live outside of Silicon Valley but visit often. see also: Burning Man. (not ALL burners)

just another day

i legit deserve a medal for this

these skeets are highly relevant to my interests. (and my personal algorithms)

talking to @jeremie.com about whether it is ok to call him jeremie bear-a-me in public

hope you enjoy my forthcoming iPhone Duo app, Hot Dog Bun, that looks like a hot dog bun and lets you apply condiments so you can eat a hot dog out of the Duo. The front screen means that you can even make a proper Chicago Dog since you can correctly portray the poppyseed bun

Nobody will admit it but this is what girl dinner actually is every time

Every single person in line asking if it's true what porno is like now

Want an example of successful pushback on "AI" (surveillance) ed tech? This story is uplifting and amazing. @ifeoma.bsky.social is absolutely amazing. Thank you @alixdunn.com and @themaybe.org for this episode. www.themaybe.org/podcast/meet...

i'm ideating on something about how Reacher is lauded as something like the synthesis of Homer Simpson and a composite of characters from The Wire, but i don't actually watch the show, and assembled this mostly from @rincewind.run posting about Large Man

can you believe the Futurama eyePhone episode is old enough to drive this year?

"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means

yearning is a science 🌌

sometimes the stars align, and i get to tag @katie.bzky.team and @jeremie.com in the same post

don't trust the 2G1G next to the PP on 23