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juan soto more like Juan dodo hahahahahahahahaha

and I think johnny cash would've done a sick cover of Kokopelli Face Tattoo

Crowd killing during Big Rock Candy Mountain

gonna start doing gonzo journalism for better homes and gardens

i don't know about you guys but if i decided to be a monger, im choosing cheese. yeah maybe war pays more money but you get to sleep at night.

Streetlight Manifesto, through numerous songs of theirs, frequently proclaim their love of dying in a gunfight while dressed in a suit. However,, there are other media figures who also share this passion. perhaps the most famous of these is John wick In this essay, I will..

'The Social Reckoning' is a dumb ass name for a film. I thought it was some shit from the daily wire before I found out it was a Social Network sequel. also as someone who really liked the original, I don't think this will have the sauce without fincher directing. or reznor/ross on the soundtrack

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

just saw an ad for...data centers? like not even for any specific company. it was just a pro-AI political attack ad with no candidate. the whole commercial was just 'the left wants to take away American data centers and make us weak against china. stand up for data centers.' fucking weird

you'll all be happy to know I'm a graduate of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Post Good

do I need to play Connect 1-3 first or can I just dive right in?

if you don't fuck with Michelle Branch's 2001 hit album 'The Spirit Room', you don't fuck with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

got so many projects I want to work on but every time I sit down at my computer I just end up playing FFXIV instead

they should make doc marten heelys

they should put a version of "I Can't Hardly Stand It" on Spotify that includes Erik Ellington revving the chainsaw

would kill a mcdonalds fruit n yogurt parfait rn.

bloodborne pc port needs to happen so someone can mod Luna from bear in the big blue house as the moon

we need to correct the cultural record on three days grace because I see them get listed as divorced dad rock a lot but they were definitely more popular with the myspace crowd in the 00s than with beer dads

I wish I had the means to direct or produce things that are in my brain. I keep visualizing a trailer for a Fallout New Vegas TV show set to 'Black Hell' by The Abigails and I would love so badly to make it exist

drinking a single beer then posting about it on erowid

in an alternate world, MTV produced and aired a Gorillaz adult animated series similar to Teen Titans. it only gets a single 12 episode season and develops a small but very devoted fandom

hello sharks my product is: savory vape juice comes in flavors such as bean burrito, cheezy cheddar, ranch, and beef stroganoff wait where are you going this is your show how are you walking away

a wizard who IS a conjurer of Cheap Trick *Surrender starts playing*

duck boy, shit is quacktastic

the existence of filk music is a beautiful example of the human condition tbh

is meatpunk a thing? I'm thinking of a world where all of the surveillance cameras are made of actual real giant eyeballs

I hate that a song called 'monica lewinskibidi' has the power to make me cry every time I hear it

you're not dreaming big enough

yeah so for my third wish I want every snare drum to sound like a dodgeball bouncing off your head

starting a band called 'prehensile utensil' it rhymes but I won't tell you how

actually now that I think about it what happened to goth culture? like I know goths still exist but it seems like there hasn't been much overtly goth media released in a long time. or maybe I'm just missing out

unironically wish there were more movies like Repo The Genetic Opera

I wanna live in a universe where World of Darkness got so popular that it got its own theme park like the horror area at epic universe

I thought that everyone into falconry was automatically cool, but somehow rfk jr is still a fucking loser anyway. one of life's mysteries

they should invent a reverse dryer that you put your blankets in and it makes them cold. that would be cool I think.

The Thing on the Disney Princess CRT!

I think it would be really funny to run a game of Lancer set on Space Station 13, but the number of people on Earth that would appeal to is probably like, 5.

i feel like mickey and the gang should have some serious questions about where Ludwig von Drake was during WWII

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somebody should invent a drug that feels like a callous daoboys record sounds