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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸

29 Jan 2025

Me, every time I watch Frasier:

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸@caulimovirus.bsky.social

This Fall on Corncob TV, Alfred Hitchcock presents: Coffin Break

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a traffic cam caught the moment before the crash

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what the hell

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Jon Husted: "I examined his ass"

Katie Zacharia today:

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Katie Zacharia’s pep talk before the press conference:

Katie Zacharia’s pep talk before the press conference:

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill

Share a horror movie crush from your past! Karen Christie-Ward as Frankenstein’s Chick from ‘Tasty Time Vids’ (2023)

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕@2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social

Share a horror movie crush from your past! Shawnee Smith as Meg Penny in ‘The Blob’ (1988) 🖤

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Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social

You should be able to briefly kill yourself in order to emphasize your point

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Wow to be underneath haha

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Bought 3 copies

name a film that got your job entirely wrong.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

name a film that got your job entirely wrong.

Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield@patblanchfield.bsky.social

new wolfenstein looks like shit

Tim Price@timprice.bsky.social

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

I never met a fight I didn’t like.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Trump refuses to turn his camera on at the G7 summit

Governor Gavin Newsom@governor.ca.gov

I’m proud to sign two bills celebrating California’s car culture, history, and the communities that have shaped it. Jay Leno’s Law makes it easier for Californians to preserve and enjoy their classic cars. And soon, a new specialty license plate will celebrate our state’s iconic lowrider heritage!

🌈😈@satansjacuzzi.bsky.social

A coffin flop is just a normal flop to me, but that's just a taste of the dark twisted world inside my mind

Muse, after each devastatingly bad mistake:

Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave@wolven.blacksky.app

So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.

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I know a lot of people have been praising Macklemore while simultaneously dissing his music. I think that’s not really fair. I urge you to go back and revisit some of his stuff—you will not be disappointed.

bit.lyJimmy Kimmel says Matthew McConaughey hugged him while actor’s penis was out of his pants at EmmysJimmy Kimmel said Matthew McConaughey hugged him while actor’s penis was out of his pants when the pair were in the Emmys bathroom: ‘Is your penis out?’

Entertainment Weekly@ew.com

Jimmy Kimmel said Matthew McConaughey hugged him while actor’s penis was out of his pants when the pair were in the Emmys bathroom: ‘Is your penis out?’

vice.comThe 3-Word Phrase Restaurant Workers Absolutely Hate Hearing'Work your magic' might sound friendly, but hospitality workers say it often comes with unreasonable requests and pressure to bend the rules.

20 Sept

“FIFTY-FIVE BURGERS—“

17 Sept

The Kennedy Center has a bush? What the hell?

17 Sept

15 Sept

I don’t know how to work the body.

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14 Sept

I’m gonna tell you another thing. Tom Homan is also Scarecrow. Saw him change into Scarecrow in his car. I saw his whole penis. And it was redder than hell.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tom Homan is so red that he looks like a literal demon on Fox News

@joeberkowitz.bsky.social

11 Sept

The inevitable response if they win:

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you win with us and you get $5,000. It will be called the Trump Dividend. Congratulations."

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Joe Berkowitz

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rick Scott on what his message will be at "Trumpapalooza" -- "We're gonna do what Trump is doing"

What’s it like inside your head?

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@mlongfield.bsky.social

"Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and I'm fucked!"

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@ohlookbirdies.bsky.social

“The water doesn’t stink, it’s regular water.” “Something about it stinks.”

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Sebas

1 Sept

If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.

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josh boo-erman 👻

@bosh.worstpossible.world

29 Aug

uncanny resemblance

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19 Aug

THE Pablo Escobear@pabloescobear.bsky.social

Humpty dumpty asses

8 Aug

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Hi buddy! I just published a fresh post, could you give it a quick share?

2 Aug

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

radaronline.comEXCLUSIVE: Read the Five Words Prince Harry Uttered on UK Visit That He Intended as 'Peace Offering' to Future King Brother

2 Aug

RadarOnline@radaronline.com

Prince Harry is said to have offered five words as a 'peace' gesture to his older brother, William.

@joeberkowitz.bsky.social

25 July

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

CSPAN: What was your reaction to the President? Caller: He was a chode

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Joe Berkowitz

20 July

The Guardian@theguardian.com

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

theguardian.comNew York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buySergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars A New York sculptor has been left furious after spending $100,000 of his own money to build a lifesize statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it. Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture. Continue reading...

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22 July

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23 July

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back!

15 July

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...