Ed Baptiste

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries

George Kittle has a podcast (?!) in which he and a guest are shocked that country music is popular in…California. Please, someone, read one book, about anything, ever

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says: "Greenland ➡️". And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.

“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??

i post this quote from Justified constantly but it really is some of the best life advice you can get

“Ah, but they aren’t violent until I’ve edited them.” —When asked how such a ‘nice lady’ could edit Martin Scorsese’s movies. Happy birthday, to the master, Thelma Schoonmaker (here with Scorsese and Michael Powell)

It's legit difficult to think of a more appropriate name than the monster who prevents people from leaving the land of the dead. An even more accurate name than the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, since Magneto has several points

This is America. You just found out no one is coming to help

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I just read a post that said “Pete Davidson is what Beetlejuice looked like when he was alive” and now I can’t unsee it.

I wonder if RFK Jr.'s increasingly aggressive demeanor is negatively affecting his falconry.

Your childhood is over when you first get the feeling that you've wasted a weekend because all you did was mess around and have fun.

German word for “public figure you’re mostly neutral about and who doesn’t engender strong feelings in you, but who unhinges the shittiest people in society, suggesting some inherent merit”

Let's talk about 'Hogan's Heroes'. It ran 1965-1971: A campy spy comedy set in a POW camp in Nazi Germany, which feels like a very weird choice. Maybe even in bad taste? But here's what changed my mind about it: First, every major German character was played by a Jewish actor.