Thoroughly Educated Duck

Thoroughly Educated Duck

@educated-duck.bsky.social

Satirical, opinionated waterfowl. Proud Avian-American! I had 253 gazillion followers on Twitter before coming over here (or maybe not). Plz donโ€™t feed me any bread.๐Ÿฅ๐ŸคฌโœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ”ฌโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿž

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It just reeks of evil

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm also going to be issuing a $1 million bonus or reward or whatever you want to call it for anybody that reports voter fraud, leading to the arrest and conviction of somebody. We're giving that person $1 million."

Actual presidential footage

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"

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HHS wants a new Medicare code that pays doctors extra only when they attribute a patientโ€™s symptoms to a vaccine. Vaccine critics say doctors are paid to push vaccines. We arenโ€™t. Under this code, weโ€™d be paid to blame them. My new piece in @cidrap.bsky.social: www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...

cidrap.umn.eduCIDRAP Op-Ed: HHS says it wants better evidence on vaccine injuries. Itโ€™s building a system that will produce the opposite.

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BREAKING: Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own โ€” without federal help.

politico.comFEMA tells states to handle disasters on their ownThe Trump administration plans to cut disaster aid in as few as six months and shift responsibility to states, FEMA's administrator said in remarks obtained by POLITICO.

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move over Jesus -- Trump says he'll "lead us to a period of time in Christianity that nobody else can do"

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ICE goons box a mother with her children in their car. ICE "takes" the mother, leaving her children on the side of the road. An ICE goon then takes her children in a white sedan. Where are the children now? Newark, NJ

Misinformation Barbie 2.0

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia nods along on Fox & Friends as Rachel Campos-Duffy blasts that "ingrate Zelenskyy who keeps blowing up refineries and making things more complicated for the president ahead of the midterms"

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I have some very intelligent Indian friends who are in OPT. Some 420,000, or roughly one-third, of international students participated in OPT in 2025โ€“26, making it the largest pipeline of global talent into the US workforce. This will hamper academic research. ๐Ÿงช www.nature.com/articles/d41...

nature.comUS proposes $100,000 charge for international students to do post-graduate workProposed rule would choke off a crucial STEM talent pipeline, policy specialists say

letโ€™s consider a flow diagram of what is happening here ๐Ÿ”

Hoodlum ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Russia has not only provided intelligence support to Iran but, as it turns out, has also supplied missiles to the Iranians. (Bloomberg News) Americans were killed by Iranian attacks using these weapons. www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

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A 911 call from Salem, Oregon, describes a disturbing encounter in which a woman was screaming that she was a U.S. citizen as ICE goons broke her vehicle window and forcibly pulled her out. According to reporting on the call, the woman suffered a concussion, torn rotator cuff and bruised ribs.

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Dr Norma Bowe, 69, is a nurse and grandmother who was working at her mobile medical clinic outside Delaney Hall immigration center when protests broke out there in May. An ICE officer flung her to the ground while she was still wearing her stethoscope.

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Gov. Shapiro: Weโ€™re going to go as far as we can to show that we believe in science, to protect access to vaccines. If RFK tries to take something away from our public health system here in Pennsylvania, as he hasโ€ฆ I sued and won. Weโ€™re going to stand up for science and stand up against RFK Jr.

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MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Gov. Josh Shapiro: "Measles was eliminated back in the year 2000. And now, 26 years later, weโ€™re dealing with it coming roaring back. Pennsylvania has now eclipsed 1,000 cases across 39 counties, with five deaths." Shapiro says amid the outbreak, vaccinations have now doubled.