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So where is the FBI when you need them to drag this criminal off in shackles and handcuffs to a jail cell.... Oh. Drunk criminal that was installed by the fascist regime is running it......

And they fall for it every time.😵‍💫

That sounds sort of illegal. IMPEACH HIS ASS

LOCK HIM UP

Coming after your DOGE dividend and your tariff refund - TWO WEEKS!!

Isn't that criminal extortion or bribery or misusing tax payer funding or election interference or..... I'm sure there's more.

But it is allowed by SCOTUS if it was done by a President as a President. If you don’t think US is a 3rd rate banana “republic”, you are sadly mistaken.

I would totally get in line for nothing and stand there all day to make sure I got nothing.

It’s EVERYTHING to have this piece of shit cut down at the knees.

Sure, Jan

I'm sorry I want my $5000 in cash a cheque can bounce ( not be honoured )

First article of impeachment

Wrong. We get sanity! Priceless.

Fuck this smarmy jerk

Unethical at the very least. Should be illegal to bride or threaten people to win votes. Why, oh, why does no one stop him???

So a Bribe for sure! Impeachment article 99

If he gives me $10k right now I’ll write in trump for every race

I voted straight D and I'm not delusional enough to think anything will be different 2 years from now. Maybe 4 is we can control all 3. But there are still too many corporatist Ds in Congress to move the middle class needle.

Ok President Smails..

…yeah, nothing but your COUNTRY back!

He is such a fucking bullshitter. He ain’t delivering nothing except money in his own damn pocket and it’s corrupt family members.

Jail this Mofo

The sound of desperation.

I'm no legal expert, but this sure sounds illegal.

We got less than nothing for 2 years. FAFO didn't go the way wanted stfu #trumpdishonorsUS

.they wouldn't get it anyway, but they can get at least in important parts (legislative) a better government, and a better executive in some of the states.

Sorry but I can’t be bought like a Republican.

Can you imagine any other President saying this 💩 I wish we had a functioning government. I wish we had a Republican party that wasn’t a traitorous cult

My vote in not for sale and I only vote for the betterment of the country not some fucking child rapist.

"Political correctness is fascism with a smile."

Out of his gourd.

Such a great presidential bribe!. 🤮

If you win you will get even less

For years republicans accused Dems of “buying votes” or “giving away free stuff”. Suddenly Trump bribing voters with $5,000 is okay?

But that Big Beautiful Expiration will be Everything

The oligarchs got theirs.

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If Republicans lose just maybe we’ll get our country back .

Wut lol

BRIBERY but not really coz either way he’s giving you ZILCH

Remember that quid pro quo impeachment? Zelenskyy refused.

So in the US you can just buy votes... There is no democracy in this so-called 'land of the free'. The US is all fake and bullocks.

Isn’t that socialism ? Trump is a fraud

Democrats should come out and endorse this. I know they too are in favor of giving 5k to all Americans.

If they lose, we have a shot at stopping his evil bullshit.

Still waiting for the last 2 checks this monster promised.

His followers are too naive to realize if he really intended on giving them $5000 to help them out he could do it right now. There’s no reason t wait til after elections. But they pretend he has a solid reason to wait. 👌

Half of this statement is true.

Nothing but honesty and respect because the corrupt administration will no longer have any power!!!!!

Fuckin should be!

This is so blatantly illegal. WTF is wrong with the supreme Court

In the before times, yes, it would have been

Wtf. Why stop at 5k?

When someone with employer provided health care for their family went from $150 a paycheck to 563 a paycheck, that $5000 bribe won't even make a dent in the economic pain brought to households under republican policies. When adding up all negative impacts, tariffs, gas, food, at min its $15,000/year

FLAT OUT BRIBERY.... how the fuck is this even allowed?....how has he not been arrested?

Is this what John Roberts was hoping for when he gave Trump immunity from everything?

drumpf always a shyster, scammer...he will never pay up. just like how he defrauded contractors that did projects for him.

I wonder if some triillionaire came out and said he’d give $5000 to every one if republicans loose, if they’d arrest the guy/gal for bribery.

I suspect even if Republicans win we'll get nothing.

1)He's a LIAR! 2)I would be fearing that he either Thief the money from the Social Security Trust Fund! 3)God wouldn't want me to take Cash from A Pedophilia Rapist who maybe using his Sex Trafficking & Putin Money Laudered Cash. And on April 15-2027 He takes back $8K from us for his $5K!

Well, that’s exactly what we expected when you were elected. Nothing so go fuck yourself Donald Trump. 

While campaigning many politicians make alluring promises (although rarely flashing money gifts, as far as I know) but Trump isn’t a candidate, he’s a sitting president. This is both a crime and a shame.

... that the CONVICTED FELON they elected is breaking more laws?

We get something. Our country.

Donald, seeing you squirm is worth losing the $5,000 that you were never going to send anyway.

I’ve never wanted nothing so badly

Nothing like being shaken down with your own money.

Either way, you won't get any money.

Maybe no cash but we’ll have an at least semi functioning democracy

Big fucking bribe. Chk from Trump you’ll never see or a chk On Trump. I take the latter.

JFC give me NOTHING then, that's better than this fascist BS

Couldn’t be more transparent on the bribe…,also, if republicans lose the House but keep the Senate, do we get $2,500? Just asking……

You still get nothing.

Voting for Trump & GOP is like an IQ test at this point.

Fucking monster 💩

Bribe for votes.

We, he IS a felon

What part of this isn’t attempting to buy votes and and bribing the people that are suffering with his policies already…

If he loses, we get a working Congress and a check on his Presidency. That's priceless.

They would get nothing either way, as Trump is lying again.

Weird that Republicans wouldn't have provided $5k when they controlled White House and both chambers of Congress. I guess they needed an election promise? Could that be it?

Not even those gullible dipshits in the crowd believe that

Love her!

Yup... jail time

I'll believe this lie when I get my $5000 DOGE check and the $2000 tariff rebate, I won't hold my breath until I get either.

If you win, you'll get nothing too. We haven't seen no tarriff checks and shit.

MSM - “We don’t see how this is a quid pro quo 🤷🏻‍♂️”

So if you vote Republican and they still lose, you get nothing. Ask for the money upfront and still vote for the Democrat. Either way you ain’t getting anything.

Beg to differ. We get back 1/3 of our democracy.

Nothing then?

This won't happen but if it did he'd surely blame Biden for the inevitable inflation.

I wouldn't say you would get nothing. You get on the first step to getting your country back from this shower of grifting fascists.

My country is worth more then five thousand dollars Trump won’t pay you that any way

Come on! What absolute bribery and election interference. A healthy country would remove him to protect itself. The reason we are not isn't a lack of morals of the majority, but it's the collusion of the rich minority.

They're down to blatant bribery. bsky.app/profile/atru...

If you elect a Republican House and Senate on November 3, you'll continue to protect his corruption. Which involves taking money from you and it's more than $5,000. bsky.app/profile/atru...

These Dem campaign ads are writing themselves.

And they cheer for that horseshit? Wow.

“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.” ― Alexis de Tocqueville 1831

Seems a tad illegal, buying votes, paying for a favorable outcome, a bribe with public funds. What’s the insane logic that makes this acceptable??

If they lose, you might get to keep the Country

They get $5K, he gets $5B

Trump's stupidity test.

And if you believe this, he's got a bridge he's selling, too.

I'll take nothing over the fake BS grift your Epstein ass is trying to push.

If Republicans lose, you get nothing—except hopefully a chance for the salvation of our democracy. Oh, and if Republicans win, you’ll never see that $5K. Get real.

All clapping like trained seals at the zoo!!

"Indeed, if we lose, the House and Senate will pass a new tax on every person who makes less than $200,000 a year and I will gladly sign it! it will be a tax like no one has ever seen before!"

So it’s nothing then

You have to be historically idiotic to believe this crap. C’mon, for you kids sake, snap out of it and take out country back!

Oh you’re gonna get something if you vote for grandpa shit stain’s candidates, but it ain’t money.

5k doesn't even cover the inflation hes caused. Lol.