Egg Farmer

Trump and Republicans are restarting their voter fraud misinformation machine ahead of the midterms. When I checked, Republican candidates were implicated in voter fraud at up to 38,000x the public’s rate. If they were actually worried about voter fraud, they’d start with their own candidates.

Calling the rapist the “Cornell 7” is very misleading. It makes Cornell seem like they are running a dope NFL-bound 3-4 defense, not a group of mouth-breathing rapist.

the chimo needs some pushback from the audience, or this new bit won’t work.

Cameo, The GAP Band or someone else really funky could turn Talafreako into a sweet campaign slogan. @jamestalarico.bsky.social

I don’t believe them

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

Gavin Newsom 2028!!!

This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.

What the Disney villain fuck is going on around here?

It‘s $24 for 1lb of mixed greens at the farmers market. $8 at the store for the same thing. I’m happy to trade eggs and pay more, but not everyone can afford to “eat local”. Many valid points here, but a central government solution to ag can end in famine. I’m almost a pinko, just not w/ ag.

One party won’t stop bitching about how wet the water is, the other denies the water is wet at all. Sometimes they switch.

"The world's richest man, a trillionaire who paid people to vote for the president and encouraged people to hurt refugees and burn their homes, also caused hundreds of thousands of children to die because he thought it would be cool and funny."

Guard cat at the feed joint. Sleeping on a pallet of grain upon arrival.

I want to meet the three people on earth who stretch properly. I wonder what it’s like?

Dear Next Prez, I will Flexseal that shit for half price. -Egg Farmer

Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled bundles of $20000 bonds

What is @normcharlatan.bsky.social doing the next few years? Chief Charlatan has a ring to it.

The previous Trump administration didn’t have nearly enough heavy amphetamine users.

This is what a failed country sounds like. A nation that is, imo, filled with great and loving people, being lead and controlled by a bunch of dickheads. Fuck it, it’s over. Let’s try again, break it up, do whatever. It’s game over.

ok thanks pagesix.com/2026/07/13/c...

Andy Dick got a Rayban deal! Good to see him get back on his feet!

As a farmer who sells direct to consumer, feel free to ask me about who I voted for, and where I stand on Christian Nationalism, or any other topic, at the market! Any farmer who won’t is too ashamed to say they voted for Trump. (Hot tip: Many crunchy looking farmers are MAGA)

When I’m dead you can totally rip me for driving, racial / sexual orientation / gender prejudice (I’m trying over here!), and eating too much meat. Why do people need to defend long composed corpses?

BUY NOW PAY LATER AMBULANCE. Happy 4th! 🇺🇸 🔥

Everybody in the "climate space" (which means everyone on earth...) needs to understand these mind-blowing figures. Google's "total electricity consumption jumped from 31 terawatt hours (TWh) in 2024 to 43 TWh in 2025." In ONE year. The AI corporate arms race is eating the world.

Establishment dems: “If you are upset, instead of protesting, rioting and complaining, run for office!” Protesters: “OK…” Establishment dems: “This is bullshit, you have been critical of us, democrats shouldn’t support you, no one should support you, I’d rather support a genocide than support you!”

Since the leaders of society act like shitty 12 year old sociopaths, I’m going to pretend to hate cheap health care, workers rights, consumer protections, etc, so I can get that shit.

Finally! A crowd size I can handle.

when i was growing up this is the only angine de poitrine we had

Both Claude and OpenAI say that the request for a “large old man, with a bad combover, in a diaper, swimming in the reflecting pool” was not allowed because it depicted a political figure.

Mergatroid (7)and Valiant(10), these 2 beautiful boys have been abandoned due to owner deaths. The Pros: •Good with poultry and other animals •Appear to be neutered and in good health for their age The Con: •After being alone for an ext. period of time they have some issues w/ food aggression.

The Spurs told ESPN that Jalen Brunson is going to have patch things up with San Antonio following last weeks finals victory

The NBA definitely made that 2026 Champion swag for the Spurs, and threw on Knicks logos at the last second.

Not used to watching TV. Holy shit! So many fucking commercials. How does anyone do this?

I hate it when my past behavior is used against me.

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