Eileen Dover

To recap the Knicks game, Trump: Inconvenienced everyone. Cost businesses money. Got booed. Fell asleep. Jinxed the Knicks.

There’s only one person he cares about.

Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump 🙂😂 Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

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Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top. #HandsOff2025

This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

Flashback:

Many of us have heard of Occam's Razor. It is a principle which states that the simplest explanation to a problem is often correct. An explanation is simpler if it involves fewer suppositions. According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. #TrumpTariffs #StockMarketCrash

the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket

Overheard: The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

True facts.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

There was a law in Soviet Union banning criticism of the President. bsky.app/profile/numb...

Amplify this.

Like the spoiled children of the rich who squander their unappreciated legacies, a vast swath of Americans are taking for granted the hard-earned freedoms and rule of law that made us a rich and powerful nation. If we are not careful we will lose our inheritance forever.

Life under President Musk.

The People’s Hotline is blowing up on social media. Clips of YOUR CALLS are reaching MILLIONS of Americans. 🚨 We are looking for real, personal stories about how the Trump Administration is impacting you and your family. 🚨 These calls are cutting through the noise. Please call & PASS IT ON!

A bull in a china shop breaks things. Trump is breaking . . . people.

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CARTOON OF THE DAY (From Clay Bennett)

A mirror big enough to expose the hypocrisy, hate, and division being sown by those at the highest levels of our government.

As China is finding out, it’s risky being our foe - as Canada and Mexico are finding out, it’s riskier being our friend.

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Maybe we should stop electing people who are eagerly working toward the rapture.

Fuck Elon and the Felon.

from today's post — link is here: bit.ly/42f1Gwp

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

A picture is worth a million spermicides...

GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!

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If Garland doesn’t really both volumes we’ll know he is the federalist hack we always thought he was.

Oh man, I haven’t used this for so long, it took me a while to find it and pull it out again!

Ah but check the official photo posted by The Carter Center Well done!

But married a Foreign Agent (coughs) smart enough to read upside down .

One of President-elect Musk's closest advisors was sentenced in a New York courtroom earlier today.

FACT 😑