EJ Montijo

We've been developing Lucky Tower Ultimate for 5 years, with 2 years in Early Access. I'm so excited to finally announce we're leaving EA on April 16th! youtu.be/GuCoCJgUK24?...

My conspiracy theory: Mitch McConnell is being piloted by Elon Musk via NeuraLink, like some kind of elderly Evangelion.

Two months after this post: zero proof of life, zero repercussions, zero accountability. Burn it all down.

Kung Fu Panda is a far-east prequel to Zootopia. Change my mind.

After it comes out that Mitch Mcconnell was Weekend at Bernies'd for a month, when will all levels of GOP leadership be held responsible for the coverup? Oh, it was all just a misunderstanding? Nobody could have prevented this? They were lying for the good of America? We deserved it?

I've decided to begin training for the 2030 World Cup. I'll probably play for Portugal but we'll see which FC has the best offer

It's spelled lazaña.

It tism what it tism 🤷‍♂️

Every day I wonder how much more I can take before I give up everything to live in an abandoned theme park as a vagrant

Can you imagine hating your children so much you want to block and dismantle every system that could benefit them? Your desire to achieve some propagandized goal poisoning countless future generations? Your convenience manufacturing untold suffering for all life on Earth? And then blame them?

Tech moves on, ignoring early adopters and core features that made the service usable to begin with. Instead, it focuses on wringing every cent it can out of whales and investors. They unmask their evil. They conspire with the rich and powerful to control us all using the rectangle in your hand.

Atreyu brought a horse into a swamp. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

You will be evaluated. You will be integrated. Your rights will be updated. Do not panic. Here is distraction. Here is inebriation. Here is infatuation. Forget. Ignore. Work. Focus on the value you provide to your employer. Obey their commands. Do not question authority. Do not scream. Do not cry.

EVERYTHING IS FRUSTRATING AND I'M TIRED FOLLOW ME FOR MORE COMPLAINTS

You gotta give it to the last remaining die-hard Republicans. At least they know what they're about. It's racism, misogyny, bigotry, and pedophilia, but, hey, at least they have beliefs. The ones going "both side bad", morals as grounded as a plastic bag in a hurricane, are the problem.

I kinda love making things that aren't good". Like, I don't create to be good at something, I create because if I don't, I go coocoo for cocoa puffs. If I got good at it, I wouldn't want to do it anymore.

(fan?)art of Hammer Guy from Lucky Tower Ultimate. Art by me, original colors / design by Studio Seufz @studioseufz.bsky.social

I've started asking myself if I really want it all to end, or if I just want the pain to not be quite as sharp and constant. Bondage is our condition and all that, but if life could provide some aftercare that'd be much appreciated.

Seek joy in nothing and you will find disappointment in everything. Seek joy in everything and you will find disappointment in nothing.

If it helps, just remember two things. First, there will always be someone who hates you no matter how hard you try. Second, there will always be someone who will try to take advantage of your good nature.

Things that make you peel off your skin #easter

Where do I buy tickets

All art is political. Again, all art is political. If what you’re engaging with isn’t political, doesn’t have a point of view, then it’s not art — it’s just commercial produce. All art is political. Don’t kid yourself otherwise.

BRING BACK JOHN LEGUIZAMO AS WALUIGI

who here fw Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls? all my homies fw Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. If you don't fw Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, you ain't my homie, unfollow me.

As promised, here's a link to grab a free copy of the jumpstart edition of my upcoming TTRPG, Steam+SPITE! rainstitcherstudios.itch.io/steamspite-j...

*metal chords* YOU WILL BE CONSUMED BY ACID PUNCHED THROUGH TIME BACK TO TRIASSIC EARTH WILL GNAW UPON YOUR BONES TO BE EXTRACTED BY THE THRONE 🤘

I don't want to let him peacefully pass away. I want him to spend his final days in a jail cell. He will have faced no consequence for his despicable behavior otherwise. The precedent it sets is, frankly, unsettling.

My fancastings for the next Jane Eyre movie- Jane: Kate Mckinnon Mr. Rochester: Matt Berry Saint John: Danny McBride Bertha: Zendaya

Vote for a clown, get a circus. Except this clown is only interested in the money from ticket sales, so he immediately murders the audience, performers, animals, and then lights the tent on fire.

You've heard of Jane Eyre, but have you heard of Janevatar, the last Eyrebender?

It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up The bed is fluffed Jammies on for luck You don't really know why, but you wanna justify Snoozin' 5 more minutes

Used to be afraid of saying what I believe and standing up for my beliefs. Meant I might lose people. Were they ever going to be on my side? Who knows. One thing is certain, though. I'm here for me.

when the song is about to peak but the outlook notification sound plays over it

baby crow with a hat 🎀 that's it folks #art

I hate how initial numbers affect whether media lives or dies. So much beauty has been lost to time, simply because it didn't immediately sell well. These are investments, not just products. They take time to mature.

I just can't help but feel like we're a bit destabilized right now as a country. Does anyone know why that might be? Any ideas who might be interested in something like that?

I had this weird dream I was using like a really thick phone with a tiny LCD screen and I had to put these weirdly large SD cards in there to play what I can only assume we're undertale rom hacks

The DOW is under $50k. Does that mean pedophilia is illegal again?

I love when you're having a conversation with a mixed group of adults and kid(s), and you address the kid(s) directly. I was small-talking with a family on the elevator and made it a point to talk to the kid, too. He immediately showed me his snack stash and asked me about Bugsnax.

We kan daunse yf if plese us We kan leave thy friendes behinde For thy friendes daunse not and yif thei daunse not Then no friendes thei are of myne Ich saye, we kan wende wher it plese us, A place thei shal nevir fynde And we can act lyke we come from Brocéliande Leave the real worlde far behinde