El Jefe Gone Dark Security

World is not ready for me to come back yet.

Amy Coleman should be required to take the buyout.

Brilliant move by MS today.

To those about to VEP I salute you.

"Better service here than that cheesecake factory!"

This looks like the Chicago L to. Me.

Ya know why I still carry around an actual physical key? It's for moments like this.

Starlink is a national threat and should be dismantled or it's critical infrastructure and needs to be nationalized. And Elon should be charged with a war crime for this

These are same people that eat at chik Fil-a.

The thing about Cheesecake Factory is I once found a roach in my meal and that makes it ring harder.

I’m going to tell my grandchildren this was Trump

Mythos attempted nothing. Someone, wrote an MCP harness that instructed Mythos to do these things

Are you even aware that it is cybersecurity month?

Funny thing is once you read it you realize they still haven't.

I'll take a pound sliced thin please.

Looks like Rome, and we know what happened to that empire...

Also, there's meatballs.

Windows treats downloading the Rufus iso imager like you're voluntarily taking roofies. Ffs it's a safe payload just coz it does unnatural things to dvd drives at ring 1 to cut an iso is a feature not a bug.

Nope. He's DOA. There's no electoral vote math where this guy gets to 273.

This is literally the end of the rule of law. If a President can pardon people committing crimes on his behalf - and the Supreme Court says he himself can't be prosecuted for crimes committed as part of his job - then the government becomes a lawless entity able to violate our rights without limit.

My Manager once said that of one of my Papers that read like it was written by Ai and I was so offended I demanded an apology in front of everyone on my team, including copilot agent listening in.

Why is Sara Nelson who is violating campaign law in plain sight, not being investigated for this?

Who pushed the button and prompted it to cause harm?

Cuba knows better but access to US market is too great a draw. They'll fold.

Put it in the god damned Louvre

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i wrote about the GORP

Child labor is child labor, bro.

We found one of those democrat consultants that should be fired.

Hey Washington : DO NOT USE USPS FOR YOUR BALLOTS! Only use approved WA state ballot boxes!

Wayne Barnett and the SEEC should come down hard on this (but won't, Wayne always gives the conservative faction a slap on the wrist). So hopefully the PDC will, and this probably rises to the level of needing an investigation by the AG's office.

Only cowards wait.

Last I checked this is a federal crime, why isn't Sara Nelson being charged?

Pro-Julie Kang PAC Returns Dark Money Contribution from Ex-Councilmember Nelson’s Pass-Through Group But it looks like the money’s already been spent.

The issue here is that it's illegal to conceal the source of political donations by creating a pass-through organization that effectively launders the money by anonymizing it.

How to undermine trust in your security teams...

Happy Fallout day.

Hands up if your CISO had "open source software with RCE in it" on their risk register and sufficient budget for the remediation work! Oh, they didn't?

Did I really call Chainguard a bunch of assholes on my show? And called them out by name coz they broke the embargo? You God damn right I did.

yes! (found this while browsing through old files and I added it to the comics web site and I'm happy to report that it is indeed Friday.)

They explain their endorsement process at length here; it's a pretty typical process for a nonprofit without a lot of staff. The comms director does the research (the site explains how this process works) and then makes the recommendations, consulting with the ED and political director.

Fuse Votes isn't a Super PAC (raising and spending unlimited money to promote candidates and campaigns with no coordination); they're a regular old 501(c)(3) nonprofit that can and does give money directly to campaigns. You can see their expenditures here. www.pdc.wa.gov/political-di...

FWIW, the Lefty Cheat Sheet also shits on Fuse Washington's Progressive Voters' Guide (which did not endorse Ron Davis ro Hannah, notably) by putting out misinformation about it. The PVG is another great guide to local elections and I'm not sure why LCS is putting out false info about them.